Brawl Of The Objects TF Saga

Five Nights at TV (He Lost On Night 1)

Patrick worked a very horrible job. Imagine working 10 years of your life... as a kids pizza restaurant worker. He hated every bit of it, the kids that would throw junk everywhere, the kids that would destroy stuff, the kids that would try and steal from the cash register wearing ski masks and holding guns, wait I don't think those were actually kids...

But you get the point. Pizza was ruined for him forever now, but today it would be ruined for him a whole lot more.

Today he was working the night shift. Unlike what you would expect from a night shift at a pizza place, there were no robots he had to keep from entering his office, YET.

"Boring ass day... boring ass shift... boring ass place... boring ass kids... boring ass security came- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?!" said Patrick, immediately diverting his eyes over to the strange shape on the security cameras.

A weird creature had broken in through the entrance. A TV thing, using it's exposed wires to move around. And moving around it was... STRAIGHT TO THE SECURITY OFFICE!

Patrick looked out of the right door and saw the TV steadily approaching. He used the handy dandy "close door" button to close that door.

He figured he could just keep on doing this until 6AM, keep on checking the cameras to see where the TV was headed, always make sure to look out for the power, close the doors when the TV was nea-

The TV, on the other hand, already knew where this was going. It didn't want its plans to be reduced to a cheap FNAF knockoff, as it lifted up its wires and smashed the window of the security office open, it thought to itself: "FUCK DAT"

Patrick tried to run out of the left door, but was grabbed by the TV's wires and dragged towards it. Luckily, he had a backup plan: he grabbed the spare sharpened knife off of the table and tried to stab the TV with it.

BAD IDEA, PATRICK!

The TV grabbed the knife, and then showed Patrick a bright yellow light with red polka dots overlayed on top.

Patrick felt his body shrink, his head become more round and flat, like a circle. The rest of his body shrivelled up into his head, yet he still felt like a he. Small red patches formed on his face, which later lifted up and turned out to be... pepperoni? His face skin became all gooey and yellow like cheese, the edge of his face lifted up to reveal a brown crust, and finally his eyes and mouth were absorbed into his body.

But that can't be right? That's just a regular pizza. The pizza from BOTO is a slice of pizza!

Slice of pizza...

The TV started using the knife to cut off slices of Patrick's face, one by one.

Each slice Patrick could feel. But he couldn't scream, yet he was in constant agony.

This continued until there was one slice left. Patrick could feel what was left of him fade into sweet unconsciousness... and his consciousness was replaced with an entirely new one.

The usual stick limbs and beady eyes and mouth grew out of this new creature. It stood up, dazed and unaware of its surroundings.

And ot was immediately sucked up by the TV.

The TV ran off, with the knife in tow. Another weapon to add to its arsenal!

Later, at 6:00 AM

Harry, he worked at the same pizza place Patrick works at, the two were best friends, but as he went into the pizza place to go tell Patrick his shift was done, he saw that someone had left a perfectly good pizza lying on the ground inside the security office! Just one slice missing, how wasteful.

And now that he thinks about it, he has always loved pizza...

Harry started to eat each and every last pizza slice one by one. It tasted oddly more delicious than usual. Mmm...

The cheesy goodness, the tomato sauce marvels, the priceless pepperoni...

He had finished up the whole pizza, when the computer for security suddenly started beeping, he pressed a random key on it and it showed security footage from inside the office around 2 hours before.

Hey look, it's Patrick! And h- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT.

Harry watches on in horror as the events from before unfold, Patrick becomes a pizza, he is sliced up, one of the slices becomes alive and is sucked up into a TV creature.

And the pizza slices on the ground... were...

He starts to wretch in agony.

Elsewhere in the city, the TV receives an alert from some of the devices at the pizza place it was just at. Someone has found out... CAN'T ALLOW THAT TO HAPPEN, CAN WE! It grabs the sledgehammer and knife, and heads back to the pizza place...

How the TV works is that it subconsciously hacks into devices within a spread out area to see if they have any useful info to it. And it sure has found some alright...

Next Up: Harry to Hotdog TF