Garfield 2 (Shrek 2)

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Paramount + Originals Presents

A Nickeloadeon Productions

[A light shines down on a same storybook from the first movie. It opens, and Kurt Bozwell turns the pages and reads it this time.]

Kurt Bozwell: Once upon a time in Las Vegas, the parents were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. And throughout the land, everyone was happy. Until the sun went down, and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and every night. Desperate, they sought the help of Louisa; who had them lock the young princess away in a tower, there to await the kiss of the handsome Kurt Bozwell!

[Book transitions to Kurt Bozwell, wearing a knight's armor and red cape, riding on horseback. He rides through a forest, snowy mountains and barren desert]

Kurt Bozwell: It was he who would chance the perilous journey through blistering cold and scorching desert traveling for many days and nights, risking life and limb to reach the Demon lady's Keep.

[Kurt Bozwell arrives at the Demon lady's Keep, an ominous castle surrounded by a moat of lava, but sees that the wooden bridge leading across the lava was destroyed by Vaggie from the first movie. Kurt uses his bow to shoot a roped arrow to a wooden post on the other side and uses it as a zipline. He looks up at a tower that rises above the rest of the castle, a light shining from its window. He enters the Demon lady's Keep]

Kurt Bozwell: For he was the bravest...

[Kurt Bozwell takes off his helmet, revealing himself to be the narrator's voice. He continues to speak aloud]

Kurt Bozwell: ...and most handsome...

[He takes off his hair net and dramatically swishes his hair]

Kurt Bozwell: ...in all the land. And it was destiny that his kiss...

[He sprays air freshener in his mouth]

Kurt Bozwell: ...would break the dreaded curse.

[Kurt Bozwell continues through the abandoned castle and reaches the princess' tower]

[He enters the princess' room and makes his way to her bed where a figure lays down, obscured by the bed's curtains]

Kurt Bozwell: He alone would climb to the highest room of the tallest tower to enter the princess's chambers, cross the room to her sleeping silhouette, pull back the gossamer curtains to find her--

[Kurt Bozwell pulls the curtain and gasps; the figure is no princess--it's Squidward. He is annoyed by the interruption]

Squidward: What?

Kurt Bozwell: Princess...Pomni?

Squidward: No!

Kurt Bozwell: Oh, thank heavens. Where is she?

Squidward: She's on her honeymoon.

Kurt Bozwell: Honeymoon?! With who?!