Garfield 2 (Shrek 2)

Louisa's cottage/stealing a potion

[Off in the distance they see a small cottage. Connected to it is a giant factory with colored gases rising out from its chimneys]

SpongeBob: Oh, no. That's the ol' Keebler's place! Let's just back away slowly.

N: That's Louisa's cottage. She's the largest producer of hexes and potions in the whole kingdom.

Garfield: Then why don't we pop in there for a spell? Ha-ha! Spell!

[Garfield chuckles while N laughs loudly and they walk on.]

N: He makes me laugh!

[The three enter through the front door of the cottage and into a reception area. At the desk sits an elf writing into a book]

Garfield: Hi. I'm here to see the--

Jerome: Louisa. I'm sorry. She is not in.

[Louisa's voice sounds from a speaker system next to the receptionist]

Louisa: Jerome, coffee and a Monte Cristo. Now!

Jerome: [sighs] Yes, Louisa. Right away. Look, she's not seeing any clients today, okay?

Garfield: That's okay, buddy. We're from the union.

Jerome: The union?

Garfield: We represent the workers in all magical industries, both evil and benign.

Jerome: Oh! Oh, right.

Garfield: Are you feeling at all degraded or oppressed?

[Jerome turns the speaker to face the other way]

Jerome: Uh... a little. W--w--we don't even have dental.

Garfield: They don't even have dental. Okay, we're just gonna have a look around. Oh. By the way. I think it'd be better if the Fairy Godmother didn't know we were here. Know what I'm saying? Huh?

SpongeBob: Hmm?

Garfield: Huh?

SpongeBob: Huh? Huh? Huh?!

Garfield: Stop it.

Jerome: (whispers) Of course. Go right in.

[The three walk through a door next to the receptionist]

[From up above on a catwalk, the three look out at the factory. The workers are all elves wearing white hazmat suits. Chemicals are poured into giant vats. Potions are put onto conveyor belts. Ingredients are tested and mixed. Garfield notices a set of doors at the other end of the room with a sign above that reads "Potion Room". They see flashing lights accompanied by booming sounds coming from a doorway to their right. They head inside and walk down a hallway, which leads to another set of doors. They can hear Louisa behind it as well as the source of the flashes]

Louisa: A drop of desire! [giggles] Naughty!

[Inside a giant cauldron pours out gas as Louisa dumps various vials into it]

Louisa: A pinch of passion. [laughs] And just a hint of...lust! [laughs]

Garfield: Excuse me.

[Garfield and company walk in, and Louisa gasps]

Garfield: Sorry to barge in like this but uh--

Louisa: What in Grimm's name are you doing here?

Garfield: Well...it seems that Pomni's not exactly happy.

Louisa: Oh-ho-ho! And there's some question as to why that is? Well, let's explore that, shall we?

[Louisa hovers over to wall of bookshelves filled with books]