[Eyes slowly open. Women can be heard whispering]
Maiden #2: Look look look, I told you he was here. Look at him! Look at him!
Maiden #1: Shh! Quiet!
Maiden #2: Look at him!
[Garfield groans. A woman laying down, staring at him, comes into focus]
Jill: Good morning, sleepyhead.
[Garfield shouts and sits up. Three women are sitting beside him, and one of them is holding N]
Jill & Maidens: Good morning!
Maiden #2: We love your friend, he's so handsome!
Garfield: Oww...my head...
Jill: Here, I fetched a pail of water.
Garfield: Thanks.
[Garfield looks at down at his hands and gasps, noticing they are now human hands. He grabs the pail of water and looks at his reflection. He is now a handsome, human man (AKA Fred Jones). He gasps and drops the pail onto the floor. He starts to feel his new body]
Garfield: Oh!.. A cute, button nose? Thick, wavy locks? I wore clothes?! I'm... I'm...
[Jill and Maiden #1 latch onto Garfield]
Jill: Gorgeous!
Maiden #1: I'll say.
Jill: I'm Jill. What's your name?
Garfield: Um... Garfield.
Jill: "Garfield"? Wow...are you from Europe?
Maiden #1: You're so tense!
Jill: I want to rub his shoulders.
Maiden #1: I got it covered, thanks.
[Maiden #2 joins in]
Maiden #2: I don't have anything to rub!
Jill: Well, get in line.
Garfield: Have you ladies seen my Sponge?
SpongeBob: Who are you calling a Sponge?!
[SpongeBob stands in the doorway. He is now a white stallion]
Garfield: SpongeBob? You're a--
SpongeBob: A stallion, baby! I can whinny! [whinnies] I can count!
[SpongeBob starts to trot around outside]
SpongeBob: Look at me, Garfield! I'm...trotting! That's some quality potion! What's in that stuff?
N: "Oh, don't take the potion, Mr. Boss, it's very bad." Pah!
[N picks up the discarded potion bottle and reads the label]
N: "Warning: Side effects may include burning, itching, oozing, weeping. Not intended for heart patients or those with... nervous disorders."
SpongeBob: I'm trotting, I'm trotting in place! Yeah!
[Garfield, N, Jill and the maidens all stare at SpongeBob]
SpongeBob: What?
N: Garfield!
[N reads the rest of the label]
N: "To make the effects of this potion permanent, the drinker must obtain his true love's kiss by midnight."
[Garfield grabs the potion to read it for himself]
Garfield: Midnight?! Why is it always midnight?
Maiden #1: Oh! Pick me! I'll be your true love!
Jill: I'll be your true love.
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Garfield 2 (Shrek 2)
AdventureGarfield has rescued Princess Pomni, got married, and now is time to meet the parents. Garfield, Pomni, and SpongeBob set off to Las Vegas to meet Pomni's mother and father. But not everyone is happy. Garfield and the mayor of Las Vegas Barty find i...
