Garfield 2 (Shrek 2)

Louisa threatens Barty

[Garfield comes from out of the palace, angrily barging down the stairs]

SpongeBob: Garfield?

N: Garfield?

[Garfield walks by without looking at them]

SpongeBob: Hey, what's going on? Where are you going?

[Kurt Bozwell and Pomni walk down the hallway away from Barty and Nan. Pomni looks back and gives Barty a confused look before Kurt Bozwell nudges her closer]

Nan: You wouldn't have had anything to do with this...would you, Barty?

[Barty looks down with a guilty look on his face]

[Garfield walks through the streets with his head bowed down. SpongeBob and N follow him]

[Flying Dutchman is playing the piano and singing. Garfield, SpongeBob, and N are sitting at the bar with their drinks. Doris sets a bottle of milk on the table]

Doris: There you go, boys.

N: Just leave the bottle, Doris.

Doris: Hey. Why the long face?

Garfield: It was all just a stupid mistake. I never should have rescued her from that tower in the first place.

SpongeBob: I can't believe you'd walk away from the best thing that ever happened to you.

Garfield: What choice do I have? She loves that pretty boy, Kurt Bozwell.

SpongeBob: Aww, come on. Is he really that good-looking?

Doris: Are you kidding? He's gorgeous! He has a face that looks like it was carved by angels.

N: Oh. He sounds dreamy.

Garfield: You know, shockingly, this isn't making me feel any better. Look, guys. It's for the best. Mom and Dad approve, and Pomni gets the man she's always dreamed of. Everybody wins.

[Behind them, Barty enters inside wearing his cloak]

SpongBob: Except for you. I don't get it, Garfield. You love Pomni.

Garfield: Aye. And that's why I have to let her go.

Barty: Umm...excuse me, is she here?

[Garfield looks up to see Barty who is talking with Doris]

Doris: She's, uh... in the back.

[Garfield walks up to a door in the back and sees Louisa's men from before standing guard]

Barty: Oh, hello again. Heh...

[He goes through the doors]

[Louisa and Kurt Bozwell stand waiting inside the room]

Barty: Louisa. Kurt.

Louisa: Ugh, you'd better have a good reason for dragging us down here, Barty.

Barty: Well, I'm afraid Pomni isn't really...warming up to Kurt Bozwell.

Kurt Bozwell: Umm, F-Y-I, not my fault.

Louisa: Oh, no, no, of course it's not, dear.

Kurt Bozwell: I mean, how charming can I be when I have to pretend I'm that dreadful cat?

Barty: No, no, it's nobody's fault. Perhaps it's best if we just call the whole thing off, okay?

Louisa & Kurt Bozwell: What?!

Barty: I mean you can't force someone to fall in love!

Louisa: Oh, I beg to differ. I do it all the time.

[Louisa pulls out a red vial and hands it to Barty. Garfield is listening in from the window, outside and out of sight]

Louisa: Have Pomni drink this and she'll fall in love with the first man she kisses, which will be Kurt.

Barty: Umm... no.

Louisa: What did you say?

Barty: I...I...I can't. I...I won't do it.

Louisa: Oh, yes, you will. If you remember, I helped you with your happily ever after. And I can take it away just as easily.

[Louisa sticks her wand in Barty's face and it begins to glow]

Louisa: Is that what you want? Is it?

Barty: No.

Louisa: Good boy. Now, we have to go. I need to do Kurt's hair before the ball. He's hopeless. You know he's all high in the front, he can never get to the back. You always need someone to do the back of your hair.

Kurt Bozwell: Oh! Thank you, Mother.

SpongeBob: Mother?!

[The three look out the window to see Garfield, SpongeBob, and N standing at the window]

Garfield: Um... Mary! A talking horse!

Louisa: The cat!

[Outside by the entrance, a pair of guards are interrogating the Headless Horseman. Garfield and N ride SpongeBob and sprint past them. Louisa comes flying after them]

Louisa: Stop them! Thieves! Bandits! Stop them!

[Louisa tries to zap them as the guards start running after them]