[A bridge from the main land connects to an island. On the island is a massive, stone prison with a giant tower. Garfield, SpongeBob, and N are in a prison cell. Chains dangle from the ceiling which attach to their shackles, keeping them suspended above the floor]
SpongeBob: I gotta get out of here! You can't lock us up like this! Let me go! Hey, what about my Miranda Rights? You're supposed to say, I have the right to remain silent! Nobody said I have the right to remain silent!
Garfield: SpongeBob, you have the right to remain silent! What you lack is the capacity!
N: I must hold on before I, too, go totally mad.
Marmaduke: Garfield? SpongeBob?
[Staring down from above through a grate is Fish, Marmaduke, Rocko, Heffer, Filbert, Squidward, Jason, Dan, Chrisi, Norbert, Daggett, Banjo, Kazooie, and CatDog]
N: Too late.
Garfield: Fish! Marmaduke! Get us out of here!
[Kazooie lays a grenade egg]
Kazooie: Fire in the hole!
[The grenade egg explosion blows off the grate. Marmaduke, with key in hand, jumps and Rocko, Heffer, and Filbert lowers down by his strings. Marmaduke tangles himself up in his strings after flipping and posing on the way down. Fish groans and slides down the string along with Cat and Dog]
Fish: Look out below!
Cat: Geronimo!
Dog: Whee!
[Fish eventually reaches Garfield and uses the key to free Garfield, SpongeBob, and N]
Fish: Here we go. Hang tight!
SpongeBob: Wait, wait, wait! Ow! Ow! Hey, hey, hey! Ow!
[The three are dropped down onto the floor of the cell. Garfield looks out the window, seeing Las Vegas Palace. Garfield hears laughing]
Jason, Dan and Chrisi: (Laughing) Stop that tickles!
N: Oh, you three are so cute!
Garfield: What? N!
[N stops tickling them, before he puts them down]
N: Sorry, I couldn't help it.
Garfield: Quit messing around! We've got to stop that kiss!
SpongeBob: I thought you was going to let her go.
Garfield: I was, but I can't let them do this to Pomni!
SpongeBob: Boom! That's what I like to hear. Look who's finally coming around!
N: But it's impossible! We'll never get in. The castle is guarded and there is a moat and everything!
Fish: Well, folks, it looks like we're up chocolate creek without a popsicle stick.
[Garfield stares thoughtfully at Fish]
Fish: What?
Garfield: Do you still know The Cat In The hat?
Fish: Well, sure! He's just loves to have fun, along with his 2 things. Why?
Garfield: Because we're gonna need a bigger thing.
[Garfield knocks on the front door of a The Cat's house. The Cat In The Hat opens the door and happily greets Fish, who is standing on Garfield's shoulder]
The Cat In The Hat: Fish!
Fish: Grab some crayons, Cat! We need a giant Fish.
[An evil chuckle is heard from inside the house as lightning strikes in the sky]
Fish: It's alive!
[A couple is out on a table drinking tea when their cups begin to shake. In the city, palm trees not too far off fall down one after the other. SpongeBob comes chasing through with N, Marmaduke, Rocko, Heffer, Filbert, Squidward, Jason, Dan, Chrisi, Norbert, Daggett, Banjo, Kazooie, and CatDog on his back]
SpongeBob: Run, run, run, as fast you can!
[Citizens of Las Vegas scream as the feet of a giant fish stomp through the streets. His name is Fishzilla, and Garfield and Fish are riding on his shoulders]
Fish: Go, baby, go!
Garfield: There it is, Fishzilla! To the castle!
[Garfield points towards the Las Vegas Palace. Fishzilla instead grabs a giant coffee mug on top of a Starbucks Coffee building]
Garfield: No, no, no, no, you great stupid guppy! Come on!
[Customers come running out of the building. Fishzilla tries to drink from the giant cup, but drops it after nothing comes out of it]
SpongeBob: Fishzilla! Down here! Look at the horsy!
[Fishzilla starts to laugh and follow SpongeBob]
SpongeBob: That's right! Follow the pretty horsy! Pretty horsy wants to play at the castle!
Fishzilla: Oooh, pretty horsy.
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Garfield 2 (Shrek 2)
AdventureGarfield has rescued Princess Pomni, got married, and now is time to meet the parents. Garfield, Pomni, and SpongeBob set off to Las Vegas to meet Pomni's mother and father. But not everyone is happy. Garfield and the mayor of Las Vegas Barty find i...
