[Barty walks with Pomni in arm and gives her off to Kurt Bozwell. An audience gathered out on the ballroom floor cheers as Charming waves]
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen! Presenting Princess Pomni and her new husband, Prince Garfield!
[The crowd applauds and Nan claps along. Pomni has her hand on Kurt Bozwell's arm as they walk down the steps. Kurt Bozwell continues to wave and blow kisses]
Pomni: Garfield, what are you doing?
Kurt Bozwell: I'm just playing the part, Pomni.
Pomni: Is that glitter on your lips?
Kurt Bozwell: Mmm, cherry flavored. Want a taste?
Pomni: Ugh! What is with you?
[Pomni lets go and starts to walk back up the stairs]
Kurt Bozwell: But, Muffin Cake...
[Kurt Bozwell shrugs at Louisa, who is across the room and by the stage. She goes over to the piano player snapping her fingers]
Louisa: C minor, put it in C minor.
[Louisa addresses the crowd and conjures herself a flashy, red dress]
Louisa: Ladies and gentlemen. I'd like to dedicate this song to...Princess Pomni and Prince Garfield.
[A spotlight shines on the two and Pomni stops to look back]
Kurt Bozwell: Pomni, my Princess. Will you honor me with a dance?
[Pomni looks hesitantly at Kurt Bozwell and then back at Louisa. She starts singing "Holding Out for a Hero"]
Louisa: 🎶Where have all the good men gone / And where are all the gods?🎶
[Louisa continutes to sing. Pomni looks uncomfortably at the crowd who are all chanting "Dance! Dance!" Kurt Bozwell holds out his hand and Pomni eventually takes it. They slowly dance on the ballroom floor]
Pomni: Since when do you dance?
Kurt Bozwell: Pomni, my dearest, if there's one thing I know, it's that love is full of surprises.
Louisa: 🎶Late at night I toss and I turn / And I dream of what I need🎶 Hit it!
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[A band and choir join in and the music kicks into gear]
[Garfield, Fishzilla, and Fish approach the walls surrounding the palace. Surrounding the walls is a deep moat and the drawbridge over it has been pulled up. Guards rush around the top of the walls as the Captain of the Guards shouts orders]
Garfield: All right, big fella! Let's crash this party!
Captain: Man the catapults! Ready! Fire!
[A guard uses a catapult to launch a fireball right at Fishzilla's top]
Garfield: Brace yourselves!
Fishzilla: Ooh! Purty!
[The fireball hits him in the dorsal fin and he steps back, nearly stomping on SpongeBob and the rest of the group]
Fish: Not his precious dorsal fins!
[The fireball hit him square in the dorsal fins. Fishzilla watches the dorsal fins drop to the ground, still on fire, he gets angry and lets out a Godzilla-esque roar. Fishzilla kicks the dorsal fins back, landing right on top of the catapult and destroying it]
Guard: Incoming!
SpongeBob: Ha-ha! All right!
[Kurt Bozwell and Pomni continue to dance, though she is still uncomfortable. Watching on from the side, Barty is facepalming and Nan looks at him]
[Fishzilla is getting closer to the gate but the guards are shooting more fireballs at him]
Garfield: Go, Fishzilla! Go!
Captain: Man the cauldrons!
[The guards pour hot, bubbling liquid into a set of machinery]
Garfield: After you, Fishzilla.
[Fishzilla starts to pull down the drawbridge]
Captain: That's it! Heave-ho!
[The guards pour down a giant vat of the liquid onto Fishzilla's head]
Garfield: Watch out!
SpongeBob: Garfield!
[Fishzilla rises back up, the foam having formed around his head like a wig]
Guard: More heat, less foam!
[Louisa continues to sing. Kurt Bozwell is tossing a rose around his mouth]
[Fishzilla is trying to pull down the drawbridge again]
Captain: Heave! Ho!
[Garfield looks up as the guards pour down more liquid onto Fishzilla. This time his arms snap off, still holding open the drawbridge, as the rest of Fishzilla starts falling back into the moat. Garfield grabs onto one the arms and Fish jumps back down to Fishzilla]
Fish: Nooo!
[Fishzilla's arms start to crack as the guards try to pull the drawbridge back up. Garfield climbs up and gets through]
[Kurt Bozwell spits out the rose, scoops Pomni in his arms, and leans in for a kiss. Pomni grabs the rose and puts it in her mouth, stopping him. They continue to dance]
[Garfield swings down the chain to the drawbridge and knocks over the three guards that were pulling on it. He lowers the drawbridge for the rest of the group]
Garfield: [whistles] Come on!
[The group cheers. Meanwhile, Fish is standing on Fishzilla's face as he sinks into the water]
Fishzilla: Be...good.
[Fish is scooped up by N sword and into Marmaduke's back]
Fish: He needs me!
[Garfield and N ride SpongeBob up the deserted red carpet and toward the front doors of the palace. Suddenly a group of armed guards show up and block the doorway]
Garfield: SpongeBob!
[SpongeBob leaps up and over the group of guards and they chase after them. N jumps off and Garfield and SpongeBob halt]
Garfield: N!
N: Go! Go! Your lady needs you! Go!
(Garfield and SpongeBob race off as N turns to face the guards. He hides from the guards)
Guard: Where did he go?!
N: [Lands his feat] En garde!
[N leaps from guard to guard, battling them off with his sword]
[Kurt Bozwell once again leans Pomni down in his arms and tries to kiss her. This time she doesn't resist. But just as they are about to kiss, Garfield and SpongeBob come bursting through the doors to the courtyard]
Garfield: STOP!!!
[The music comes to a halt. SpongeBob hurries down the stairs and Garfield jumps off his back]
Garfield: Hey, you! Back away from my wife!
Pomni: Garfield?
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Garfield 2 (Shrek 2)
PrzygodoweGarfield has rescued Princess Pomni, got married, and now is time to meet the parents. Garfield, Pomni, and SpongeBob set off to Las Vegas to meet Pomni's mother and father. But not everyone is happy. Garfield and the mayor of Las Vegas Barty find i...
