CHAPTER SEVEN:
THE DEMONIC FUCKING
CAT OF HELL'S KITCHEN
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KETTI DIDN'T MEAN TO FIND THE CAT.
Really.
She wasn't looking for a new pet.
But when she happened to walk home after a shift at three-thirty-nine in the morning, the gremlin just stumbled upon her.
Big green eyes, all black fur, a puffy tale and the cutest little beans on his paws — how could she not take the fucker home?
(FUCK THIS CAT.)
Ketti sent a video to the groupchat — to which Logan replied with a thumbs up, Peter a list of cat clothing he is definitely going to purchase for his "new godson" and Deadpool sent seven pictures of Dogpool taking a dump and claiming his dog was vastly superior to "the Cetti-Cat" and trademarked the name.
She then bathed the kitten, fed it some milk — she'd purchase food tomorrow — and cuddled the guy until they both fell asleep.
It was seven-fifteen when the first incident occurred.
A loud crash in her kitchen and Ketti shot awake, bleary-eyed and half asleep, completely delirious, she walked into the other room and found every single cabinet door open.
"The fuck?"
She blinked, spotting the cat sitting innocently on the counter, licking his paw.
"A ghost?" Ketti asked him, picking him up and taking him back to bed.
She stopped when she spotted her favorite mug on the floor.
Dammit.
Ketti sighed and shook her head, taking the cat away again. She'd clean it tomorrow.
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The second fucking weird thing happened in the morning.
The mug which was fucking broken was fine and sitting on her counter next to the fridge.
Ketti looked down at the cat who was innocently sitting in the doorway, looking up at her.
It couldn't have...
Right?
(It fucking could have.)
Ketti frowned and then shook her head, petting the kitten.
"I'm going to get you some stuff, I'll be back soon, okay?"
The cat rubbed against her hand and she left her place soon after.
(Everything goes fucking wrong from here.)
Ketti thought it was just going to be her and Peter getting stuff from PetSmart, but it turned into a fucking group outing because why the fuck would it not?
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BAD IDEA ― deadpool & wolverine
Fanfiction❝︎︎ABORT! she's kinkier than me and i don't have the budget for that ❞︎︎ ❝︎︎told you, you couldn't land her ❞︎︎ ────── 𝙄𝙉 𝙒𝙃𝙄𝘾𝙃, she is absolutely not interested but god, wolverine's arms kill her. (she likes me too, she won't admit it) 【︎︎...
