***note: gwen isn't dead in this universe and she's still played by emma stone k bye***
CHAPTER THREE:
LOGAN'S ARMS ARE LITERALLY THE SIZE OF KETTI'S HEAD
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KETTI DID NOT WANT TO TALK TO PETER FUCKING PARKER'S LYING ASS AGAIN.
But then again, she couldn't really be mad that he lied to her.
It was a huge secret and according to Gwen, who called her right after, she had only found out after a debacle in high school, and it wasn't even intentional.
Peter didn't like people knowing.
Peter was pretty sure she was hurt because Deadpool knew before she did. How was that fair?
Either fucking way, she didn't want to hear from, see, or talk to Peter stupid Parker again.
And then fucking Hot and Dumbass showed up at her doorstep like it's a free for fucking all.
"Suuuurprise!" Deadpool exclaimed when Ketti opened the door.
"He dragged me into this."
"You have got to be shitting me."
"Believe it or not, that is where I draw the line," Deadpool commented. "Not really my thing, but if you're into it we can give it a try."
"God, what the fuck?" Ketti asked, face crinkling in disgust. "Dude, no."
"She wants me," Deadpool spoke up.
(She absolutely does, my kitty baby.)
"I absolutely do not," Ketti replied, crossing her arms. "What the fuck do you guys want?"
"You have to forgive the kid," Logan sighed. "He's getting on my nerves."
"Oh, well, since you asked so nicely," Ketti rolled her eyes. "Dude, you're totally smash-able, but stay out of my business."
"It's our business when he mopes around at our place."
"You guys live together?" Ketti asked with a frown.
"Duh," Deadpool exclaimed. "With Blind Al and Dogpool."
"Dogpool?" Ketti raised her eyebrows. "Seriously?"
"She's from the Void where me and Logan went on an adventure and stopped Charles Xavier's sister from taking over the multiverse!"
(Go watch the fucking movie, I'm not gonna sit here and recap.)
Ketti blinked at the forced enthusiasm in his voice. And his bizarre words.
"It's a long story," Logan supplied. "Now the animal lives with us."
"Okay, why do I even care?" Ketti asked, then shook her head. "I don't. What do you guys want?"
"To forgive Peter because he's fucking annoying when he's sad and I hate admitting that I care about something other than myself."
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BAD IDEA ― deadpool & wolverine
Fanfiction❝︎︎ABORT! she's kinkier than me and i don't have the budget for that ❞︎︎ ❝︎︎told you, you couldn't land her ❞︎︎ ────── 𝙄𝙉 𝙒𝙃𝙄𝘾𝙃, she is absolutely not interested but god, wolverine's arms kill her. (she likes me too, she won't admit it) 【︎︎...
