"Hurry lovey, we've got ter get to school" haggrid said with a gnarly vocal fry "otherwise your mummy and daddy will be sa- ah nevermind"
When y/n got to school she struggled to reach her locker because it isn't easy being so petite. It took her not one, not two but 28848472728919 tries before she could punch in her locker combination.
Tiffany and snape (now snp' because he liked colloquial language and sassy little abrieviations way too much) cat walked down the runway/school hallway as usual. Spotting them with the corner of her enormous blue orbs, she decided to leap and snuggle onto the hallways floor to stop them.
"H-h-h-h-h-haggy is mine you skanks" she giggled manically after using a big girl swear word.
"Nobody wanted that hairy oaf anyways" Tiffany clarified. Snape lowered his sunglasses using his freshly manicured arcrylics with a sassy flair "girly you thought she wanted your mans? PUH-lease honey. He said while doing a perfectly choreographed series of finger snaps. He looked y/n, who was still snuggling passionately with the floor, up and down.
Y/n giggled at the thought of other men checking her out her despite being happily married with 8 children.
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Authors note: Whew! What a long hiatus! I was unfortunately busy eating my cheese square and laying eggs. Anyways, some of you might be wondering why hagrid a 55 year old man, is going to the exact same school as y/n- a 9 year old. Well the answer is simple; y/n has beauty AND brains she graduated kindy early to persue her dream of being a hobby horse Olympian. So talented!
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y/n x hagrid
Romancey/n and hagrid has always been childhood friends since he was only the size of a normal man when they were both unborn, but then complications start happening when hagrid gains feelings for y/n.
