Y/n's first period was PE. Dumbledore the PE teacher announced that they would be playing dodgeball, the class had been playing dodgeball in every single PE lesson because dumbledore enjoyed the fact that "dodgeball" alliterates with his own name.
"Zoe will be the leader of team 1 and hagrid will be the leader of team 2 and the prize will be expired corn chips!!"
"Kaw-kaw" zoe bird squawked. Zoe is a classmate of y/n that is half bird half body builder with humongous oiled up muscles, wings and a beak- nobody had ever dared questioned her distinct appearance in fear of getting a knuckle sandwich as an answer.
Y/n was the last to be chosen at PE, usually this should be humiliating but Y/n enjoyed the attention. Hagrid and Zoe fought for about an hour, neither of them wanted small little dainty petite kawaii cute cherubic smol adorable y/n on their team.
the game was about to begin, y/ns team consisted of her classmates Maxine who was so crazy about cats that she even grew her own lizard tail and made it fluffy thinking that people would think she was secretly a cat (who is she fooling!) , Ella, Poppy, Dobby, Lucius Malfoy and her dear beloved haggy.
"Hey! Isn't Ella supposed to be suspended for listing our school(mogwarts) for one effing dollar on taobao??" Someone jeered. Ella wasn't even fazed by this as she was so immersed in the manhwas that her eyeballs looked attached to the screen like wierd Siamese twins.
Dumbledore blew his whistle but his lips missed the mouthpiece by a meter and he instead released a rude spray of spit. Good enough.
Balls flew everywhere and hagrid was instantly an easy target being so large and majestic, soon y/ns team was running out of balls.
"Forgive me in advance master Lucy, I am aware of the marvelous balls you bear." Dobby simpered looking Lucius up and down as he plunged his frail little arm into Lucius's pantyhose and pulled. out............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................a few cheese balls which he flinged feebly at the opposition.
Pretty soon it was Y/N, Maxine and Ella against Zoe. Y/N knew that she was grouped with an unatheletic bunch (UGH other girls) but no matter- she would carry her team if it meant that hagrid would be impressed.
Zoe started laying eggs for extra ammunition, Ella felt the uncontrollable urge to scratch her foot so she did so quietly itch itch she was mid scratch when suddenly one of Zoe's eggs hit her right on the head. She let out an almighty victory squawk, Y/N took this as an opportunity and threw a block of cheddar cheese into the swole bird's beak because everyone knew that roosters were lactose intolerant.
As she dashed out to the loo, y/n did her little victory dance which was unfortunately the fortnite floss. Oh yes and Maxine became irrelevant because she quit to comb her tail.
When Zoe made her way back she collapsed in such somber sobs that anyone would've thought she didn't get the early bird. "I really wanted those stale corn chips WAHHHHH"
Dumbledore rushed to her aid and promised that she would still be getting her corn chips.
"Do you mean it?" Zoe asked
"Yes........sike hahaha" dumbledore responded and guffawed at his own joke
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Authors note
I'm killing dumbledore off next chapter
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y/n x hagrid
Romancey/n and hagrid has always been childhood friends since he was only the size of a normal man when they were both unborn, but then complications start happening when hagrid gains feelings for y/n.
