DISCLAIMER
this story is satire. it is a joke. i am a joke. if you cannot handle this joke, now is your time to leave. if you want serious content, it is not here.
TRIGGER WARNING
this may contain sexual themes, and it may reference self harm and suicide. if you don't think you can handle those themes, please leave. i would like to keep this a pleasant experience for all people that are cursed with reading this.
This is dedicated to all the members of the Jimmy Urine's Butthole discord server, which this story is derived from.
Before I continue, I know some of the ships here have iffy age gaps, and for that reason, all of the characters here are aged 20-25 within the context of this story.
And well, if you've read this and wish to continue, then the story starts in the next part!
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Jimmy Urine's Butthole [THE STORY!!!]
RandomDISCLAIMER: this is satire. i am a joke account. Volo and Serj have a dramatic breakup. Billie Joe and Daron navigate fatherhood. Volo has a JoJo Siwa revenge arc, and more! This is an epic story of gayness, love, and betrayal!
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