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Jimmy Urine's Butthole [THE STORY!!!]

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DISCLAIMER: this is satire. i am a joke account. Volo and Serj have a dramatic breakup. Billie Joe and Daron navigate fatherhood. Volo has a JoJo Siwa revenge arc, and more! This is an epic story of gayness, love, and betrayal!

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Part VI: Scara's Epic Gay Adventure

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by volosjewishboner

Scara POV

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Volo and I were sitting on the couch watching Backdoor Sluts 9 when Volo asked me if we should take our relationship a step further.

I said I consent. He said he consented. And just when we were about to get freaky, Shavo Odadjian spawned in our doorway.

"I DONTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT"

He then joined our epic freaky session and we had a big gay threesome.

Just when we were about to start round two, Volo got a call, and he picked the phone up. It was from Serj.

"Volo, what the sigma are you doing rizzing up other men? Why did you fanum tax me," he cried into the receiver.

(to be continued)

(i might add more to this part im just stopping now bc my computers about to die)