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Jimmy Urine's Butthole [THE STORY!!!]

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DISCLAIMER: this is satire. i am a joke account. Volo and Serj have a dramatic breakup. Billie Joe and Daron navigate fatherhood. Volo has a JoJo Siwa revenge arc, and more! This is an epic story of gayness, love, and betrayal!

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Part IV: August 18

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Alexander POV
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Baba and Daddy took me to Uncle Serj's house today, because they had enough of me shitting myself. I am only three days old, and I'm gay, and I piss and shit all over the place. 
I didn't hear much from their discussion, but Baba gave me a kiss goodbye, and I called him a slur against Armenians, and I was in Uncle Serj's hands for the night. 
He introduced me to his new girlfriend, Aunt Miku, because his birthday bash got ruined two days ago by his ex boyfriend, Volo, and Volo's new boyfriend, Scaramouche. I like Aunt Miku. She makes Serj happy. 
The three of us went outside and flew kites till my two gay daddies came to pick me up and take me home. I was sad. 
(to be continued)
(also fyi, alexander's character is based off of a person i know irl)
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