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Jimmy Urine's Butthole [THE STORY!!!]

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DISCLAIMER: this is satire. i am a joke account. Volo and Serj have a dramatic breakup. Billie Joe and Daron navigate fatherhood. Volo has a JoJo Siwa revenge arc, and more! This is an epic story of gayness, love, and betrayal!

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Part V: Jimmy Urine Pushed Out a Fat Shit & Now His Butthole Is Stretched

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Gerard POV
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I am Gerard Way and I am emo. This morning, as I was doing my black emo nail polish, I heard Jimmy Urine moaning in pain from the bathroom. 
Jimmy was pushing out a fat shit. It clunked to the toilet with such force that ten herds of Canadian Moose heard the noise and ran to his aid. 
There is now doodoo leaking everywhere and he has to wear a diaper. 
(to be continued)
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