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Jimmy Urine's Butthole [THE STORY!!!]

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DISCLAIMER: this is satire. i am a joke account. Volo and Serj have a dramatic breakup. Billie Joe and Daron navigate fatherhood. Volo has a JoJo Siwa revenge arc, and more! This is an epic story of gayness, love, and betrayal!

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Part II: A New Beginning

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Daron POV
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Billie Joe's been pregnant for a while now. I'm kind of worried about him, because I'm not sure if a baby will be able to come out of his billussy. 
He woke up screaming from his nap on the couch. "DARON KITTEN I NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL IM IN LABOR SWEETIE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I drove him to the hospital, and eventually he gave birth to a healthy little boy, who weighed 67 pounds and was morbidly obese. We named the thing Alexander Ashius Joe Vartan West Malakian Armstrong Mental Ward II. It soiled it's diaper within two minutes of birth. Even though it's life had just started, it already knew five slurs against Armenian people and it started calling me them regularly. 
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