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Jimmy Urine's Butthole [THE STORY!!!]

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DISCLAIMER: this is satire. i am a joke account. Volo and Serj have a dramatic breakup. Billie Joe and Daron navigate fatherhood. Volo has a JoJo Siwa revenge arc, and more! This is an epic story of gayness, love, and betrayal!

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Part I: Volo vs Serj

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Volo POV

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"Daddy Tankian, you never give me what I need!"

Serj looked at me with a face of betrayal that I never wanted to see again. "So what? Are you gonna start straight up jorkin it to my band's concert reels now?!"

"No!!"

"You better not. Daron and Shavo are TAKEN. And John's kinda goofy lookin, you wouldn't want to jork to that thing."

I ran away sobbing, because I was sad at Serj. How could he?!

Revenge.

I'm Volo, and I will get sweet revenge against Serj.

HE WILL PAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(to be continued)