Loudspeakers: SWORDTAIL!!!
Swordtail, who brought a bag of marshmallows and is roasting them over the fire from the explosion: All right! This sounds cool!
Loudspeakers: You have been dared to drive a car and do crazy car stunts! We shouldn't have a problem with compliance here!
Swordtail: YAY
Luna: (0_0) Oh no
(A Ferrari appears)
Swordtail: *gets in the Ferrari*
Swordtail: *under his breath* Okay, how does this thing work? *presses the brake pedal*
Swordtail: It's not moving! *presses the brakes again*
Luna: Try the other pedal.
Swordtail: *floors the gas* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(A racetrack grows from the floor in front of him as he drives, carrying anybody on top up with it)
Swordtail: *swerving crazily* Sorry, Morpho, I really didn't mean to- *does a loop-de-loop* OH MY GOD I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND, SUNDEW
Sundew, who brought her pouches: *pulls out death centipedes* DIE
Willow: *reappears* It's okay, Sundew, I'm right here! Don't kill Swordtail!
Sundew: *stuffs centipedes back in pouch* Hmph.
Swordtail: *runs over Cliff* AUGH I DIDN'T MEAN TO
Ruby: *gasps, faints, falls off the racetrack, and dies*
Swordtail: *takes a curve too hard and flies off the edge*
(The car erupts in a fireball)
Swordtail: *poofs back into existence* That... That was...
Luna: *covering her head with her wings* Awful? Terrible? Catastrophic?
Swordtail: AWESOME.
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WoF Truth or Dare: Ultimate Chaos Edition
FanfictionTruth or Dare with every Wings of Fire character and Ultimate Chaos! We have only one rule in this inescapable nuthouse... YOU MUST COMPLY. From simple laughs to full-on insanity, we have everything, in WoF Truth or Dare: Ultimate Chaos Edition!
