Moon's Least Favorite

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Loudspeakers: Now we have a truth for Moon. Moon, what is the worst scroll you have ever read in your life?

Moon: Hmmm... that's a tough one.

Goat: *starts licking up Kinkajou's paint*

Kinkajou: Hey!

Moon: *thinking hard* It could be... no, that one's not too bad...

Goat: *still eating paint*

Kinkajou: *shoves goat aside* If anybody is going to eat my paint, it's ME! *starts licking the paint off the wall*

Goat: 😑 *ambles away*

Moon: *oblivious to what her best friend is doing* It would have to be Darkstalker's animus scroll.

Darkstalker: What? But Moon, I thought we were friends!

Moon: It has REALLY messy writing.

Darkstalker: So?! Just because my penmanship isn't the best doesn't mean my scroll was bad!

Moon: There's also the part where YOU KILL YOUR FATHER. *glares at Darkstalker*

Darkstalker: He deserved it!

Moon: I am SO DONE WITH THIS! I don't care if he was an evil jerk who tried to kidnap your sister! You still shouldn't kill dragons!

Darkstalker: It was for the common good! I would have been such a great king of the NightWings!

Moon: GO SIT IN THE CORNER.

Darkstalker:

Darkstalker: You're... You're kidding, right? You can't technically make me.

Loudspeakers: No, she's right. Go sit in the corner, Darkstalker.

(A giant stool appears in the corner with a dunce cap on top)

Darkstalker: YOU'RE JOKING!!

Loudspeakers: Go, or else.

Darkstalker: *fuming* I cannot BELIEVE this... *sits on the stool, facing the wall, and puts the dunce cap on*

Qibli: YEAH GO MOON

Winter: *polite clapping*

Loudspeakers: *play laugh track* Okay, Moon's answer was: Darkstalker's animus scroll! Our next dare is for...

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