Starflight the Meme

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Loudspeakers: We have a dare for Starflight!

Starflight: Um... okay.

Loudspeakers: You have to become viral on the internet! You have one chance, and if you don't succeed, we throw you in... *creepy voice* THE ROOM OF A THOUSAND RED PANDAS.

Starflight: *glances at Jambu, who is still trembling* *gulps nervously*

Starflight, turning to Fatespeaker: Please help me. I have no idea how to do this.

Fatespeaker: *smiles and cracks her knuckles* Don't worry. I got this. Cover your eyes.

Starflight: Okay? *closes his eyes*

Fatespeaker, calling up to the loudspeakers: Could you give me some recording equipment?

(A high-quality camera and microphone appear)

Fatespeaker: Great. *grabs the vacuum-cleaner goat* And could you drop an anvil, too? Just don't hit anybody.

(An anvil falls and hits Cottonmouth)

Loudspeakers: Did as you asked. Nobody was crushed.

Fatespeaker: ...alright then.

Goat: *struggling to go and eat the anvil*

Fatespeaker: *releases it*

Goat: *zooms over and starts chewing the anvil like its life depends on it*

Fatespeaker: Starflight, open your eyes! *presses record button*

Starflight: *opens his eyes* *sees the goat eating solid iron again* *screams in high C and does some kind of backwards high jump*

Fatespeaker: Got it! *watches replay* Haha, this is so funny! It's bound to go viral!

Loudspeakers: Okay, then! We're putting it on TikTok and YouTube Shorts. For his sake, I hope it does go viral. The red panda punishment is incredibly severe.

Jambu: *looks wildly around* RED PANDA?!?!?! WHERE?!?!?!

Pineapple: *patting him on the back* Shhh... It's over now...

Loudspeakers: In 60 seconds, we'll check how many likes it has. Here we go!

(1 minute later)

Loudspeakers: Okay, checking the likes now...

Loudspeakers: 5,000 LIKES ON YOUTUBE AND 7,000 ON TIKTOK?!?! That's viral if I've ever seen it! Congratulations, Starflight! You're a meme now!

Loudspeakers: Here, we'll play the clip for everybody to see.

Starflight: WAIT NO-

(One wall turns into a giant TV screen and plays the video)

Starflight, covering his face: So... embarrassing...

Loudspeakers: An incredible achievement. I'd never be able to do it. Congrats again, Starflight! See everybody next time on WINGS OF FIRE TRUTH OR DARE: ULTIMATE CHAOS EDITION!!!

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