Loudspeakers: We have a dare for Cricket!
Cricket: *puts on safety glasses* Ready!
Loudspeakers: You have to murder Bombardier. We'll give you whatever supplies you want.
Bombardier: What?!
Cricket: A DARE? All I needed was the OPPORTUNITY!!! Blueprint paper, please!
(A roll of blueprint paper and some white pencils appear on the floor next to her. She starts drawing.)
Bombardier: I don't like this...
Cricket: *sweetly* Do you think sharks or snakes are more frightening? Oh, never mind, I'll put both in.
Bombardier: I REALLY don't like this.
Cricket: *finishes drawing and holds up the blueprints* Please build this!
Loudspeakers: Can you fax it to me using the photocopier?
Cricket: *curiously* What is a fax?
Bumblebee: Is yummy?
Loudspeakers: *sighs* Never mind.
(A robotic arm takes the blueprints from her)
Loudspeakers: Wow. This looks dangerous. Okay, I'll build it.
(A giant roller coaster with no seatbelts is 3-D printed by several drones. More drones construct a giant pool nearby. A bunch of sharks and snakes appear in the pool.)
Bombardier: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO ME?!?!
Cricket: Oh, you'll see... *mad scientist laughter*
Sundew: *impressed* I like this side of you.
(The drones build a huge, incredibly powerful-looking laser gun with a seat at the top)
Cricket: See you guys in a bit! *flies up to the seat*
(Robotic arms grab Bombardier, tie his wings down, and toss him in the roller coaster)
Bombardier: Let me go!
Cricket: *unapologetically* Sorry! Gotta comply with the dare! *presses a button*
(The roller coaster starts, going around the track at Mach 3. Bombardier is kept in by inertia only)
Cricket: *presses another button*
(The Ride of Death™ skids to a stop, catapulting Bombardier into the shark pond)
Cricket: *aims the giant laser* All of you, shield your eyes! *fires the laser*
(The laser has a direct hit on the shark pond. It has roughly the same brightness as lightning striking your eyeballs.)
Bombardier: *dies, along with all the sharks and snakes and Cottonmouth, who was thrown in at the last moment*
Cricket: *fist pump* ALL RIGHT! Now, part 2... *aims the laser at the wall and starts powering it up*
Loudspeakers: Hey, what are you- OH, NO, YOU DON'T!
(A robotic arm grabs Cricket and takes her out of the control seat. The laser, the roller coaster, and the remains of the shark pond all disappear.)
Cricket: Darn it! I could have gotten us out of here!
Loudspeakers: Look, I appreciate that you want to escape, but we need you all to stay here for the truth or dares. Also, if you ran away, we could catch you.
Cricket: *shakes head furiously* No, you wouldn't!
Bumblebee: *curses at loudspeakers*
Cricket: Bumblebee! I agree with you, but we don't use that word!
Loudspeakers: ...okay, we're going to move on. We have another dare, and I think it'll be really funny, so stick around!
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WoF Truth or Dare: Ultimate Chaos Edition
FanfictionTruth or Dare with every Wings of Fire character and Ultimate Chaos! We have only one rule in this inescapable nuthouse... YOU MUST COMPLY. From simple laughs to full-on insanity, we have everything, in WoF Truth or Dare: Ultimate Chaos Edition!
