Burn vs. Morrowseer: WoF Smackdown

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Loudspeakers: This dare is for Burn and Morrowseer.

Burn: Ugh, I hate that guy! He was on my sister's side in the war!

Blister: To be fair,  I also hate him.

Loudspeakers: Then you'll enjoy this. You two are going to have a wrestling match, except you actually get to hurt each other, unlike wrestling on TV.

(A wrestling ring appears with seats for the audience. Burn and Morrowseer are teleported in.)

Loudspeakers: Go for it!

Burn: *tackles Morrowseer and starts punching him in the face*

Morrowseer: *shoves her against the edge of the ring and punches her back*

Burn: *climbs up the ropes* DIE, NIGHTWING SCUM! *belly flops on top of him*

Morrowseer: YOU DIE, SANDWING! *throws her out of the ring*

(Audience volume rises 100 decibels)

Burn: *picks up a folding chair, which was just there, and starts clobbering Morrowseer*

Morrowseer: *grabs another chair and fights back*

Sunny: *covering her eyes* I can't look...

Burn: *breaks the chair over her knee and wields the two pieces like swords*

Morrowseer: *climbs up the ropes so he has the height advantage*

Burn: *flips him over her head*

Morrowseer: *tumbles into the barrier between them and the audience*

(Everybody in the audience screams)

Morrowseer: YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BEAT ME THAT EASILY! *runs at Burn and shoves her to the ground*

(A human in a referee uniform comes out of the NPC trapdoor)

Ref: One! Two!

Burn: *steps on the referee as she gets back up and puts Morrowseer in a headlock*

Morrowseer: *twists out of the headlock and punches Burn*

Burn: *climbs the ropes and jumps off, doing a piledriver on him, then pins him*

Loudspeakers: ONE! TWO! THREE! BURN WINS!

(Applause from the audience)

Loudspeakers: Burn, you are now the official title-holder of WoF Smackdown! What do you have to say to those thinking of challenging you in the future?

Burn: *grinning evilly* Don't bother. Or do. I enjoy violence.

Loudspeakers: ...okay. You heard her, folks! I, personally, do not encourage trying to take her title.

(Wrestling ring and seats disappear)

Loudspeakers: Coming up next, we have a dare for Sunny and Starflight! Stay tuned for more WoF Truth or Dare: Ultimate Chaos Edition!

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