But They Can't Be Evil!

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Loudspeakers: Up next is a dare for Jambu!

Jambu: Alright, what is it?

Loudspeakers: You have been dared to enter... *cue spooky voice* THE ROOM OF A THOUSAND RED PANDAS...

Jambu: That doesn't sound so bad!

Pineapple: *nervously* I don't know, Jambu... Did you hear how creepily they said it?

Jambu: Relax, Pineapple. It's pandas. I mean, red pandas, which aren't exactly the same thing, but still. What could go wrong?

(A door appears)

Jambu: Okay, I'm going in. See you in a few minutes, Pineapple! *opens the door and walks in*

Red pandas: *stare at him*

Jambu: Oh, hi, little guys! You're so cute!

Red pandas: *pull the door closed*

Jambu: Uh... are there really 1,000 of you?

(A red panda leaps at his face and slaps its tail over his snout)

Jambu: *starts panicking* MMMMMPH

Red pandas: *attack*

(10 minutes later)

Jambu: *poofs back into existence* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Pineapple: Jambu! Are you alright?

Jambu: THE HORRORS I'VE WITNESSED CAN NEVER BE UNSEEN

Pineapple: *shouting at the loudspeakers* You traumatized him!

Loudspeakers: *sounding shocked* Wow. We didn't realize it was this bad.

Loudspeakers: Well, um, anyway. See you all next time! Bye!

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