Neighbour Nextdoor | Devil May Cry [Character X Reader] Fanfic

Drunk

"Ahh... Who wants more booze?"

"Meee!"

Everyone shouted as the party went wild in the nightclub. Music, dance, hot guys and alcohol— you were basically in heaven.

After finally managing to submit your assignment within the next three days after the original submission date, you and your friends decided that getting drunk on a momentous occasion like this wasn't just an option, but an obligation. One of your friends had even preached about why people should engage more in self-indulgent activities rather than waste their youths completing tedious assignments. They had even brought up medical science to back that stuff up, which was actually pretty funny. And now, convinced by their persuasive sermonising, you sat on a crescent sofa inside a neon-lit nightclub with all your friends surrounding the round table in front of you.

You lot had already finished a couple of beer and vodka bottles, but those weren't nearly enough to make you satisfied. After the all nighters you and your friends had to pull because of that goddamned assignment, you folks knew in your hearts that you deserved this prize.

While playing drinking games, a group of guys also joined in with you people, elevating the fun. The guy who sat next to you was especially hot, so you didn't mind them joining at all.

The bottle was flipped, and it was your turn for a dare. Someone among the group said you should take off your jacket and show more skin, while some other guy said that was far too easy of a task. So after a lot of discussion, you were given the task to yell: "I'm a free bitch, baby!" three times in the middle of the street right outside the club.

They said it was a test of courage and you were too drunk to deny it so you agreed anyway.

You took a vodka bottle in hand and made outside the club. There were a ton of people in the street, so you felt kind of sheepish to just yell such a vulgar sentence out of nowhere and attract unwanted attention. So that's why, you decided you would go a bit further from this crowded area and finish your job there.

As you walked along the streets, you felt kind of dizzy, your vision a bit blurry due to the intoxication inside your body. You still kept walking though, occasionally pressing the vodka bottle to your mouth to take in a little bit of heaven around your tongue.

After walking for about who-knows-how-much-time-passed, you reached a place that seemed quite secluded. The place was a bit dark, but it was quiet and certainly less crowded than the area around that nightclub. Now that you had found your desired type of location, all that was left to do was to prove that you were a strong, bold and courageous woman.

You stood in the glow of a streetlight, and took a deep breath. After holding that breath for a few seconds, you burst out loud, "I'M A FREE BITH, BABY!" You realised you sort of lisped at that scream after you had said it, so you took in another breath and this time, hollered the whole thing correctly. "I'M A FREE BITCH, BABY!"

You took a bold sip from your vodka bottle after that yell, then proceeded to shout at the top of your lungs again. "I'M A FREE BITCH, BABY!"

There, you shouted three times and proved to the world that you were no pussy.

As you completed your assigned task like a fighter, you imagined a round of applause inside your own head and bowed down in real life to show your appreciation. Now, it was time you headed back to the club where your friends were fooling around with those good-looking guys. You just hoped that the hot guy who had sat right next to you wasn't being hit on by anyone else in that club.

As you turned to start walking back, a sudden tug on your hand broke your balance and knocked you down to the ground. It was very sudden, and once again, you found out that your buttcheeks had started to ache. Apparently as it seemed, your butt had some sort of a special connection with the ground, which was why it kept crashing there no matter how you lost your balance and fell.