shidou:
nicki minaj:
shidou was walking out of the gas station on one fine day, you see, shidou is a blue collar man. charles also walks out of the gas station on one fine day, you see, charles is an unemployed douchebag that freeloads off shidou.
charles:
shidou was just about ready to beat charles fucking ass because he ate all of shidous favorite rap snacks. specifically, the nicki minaj ones. he wonders if thats what her gyatt tastes like. he starts drooling a water fall in the middle of the street, and without noticing he sees that someone tripped, fell, and cracked open their big fucking head on the street. it was candy! from the three musketeers! the drool grew so big, haruka nanase came and started swimming! it was crazy!
haruka: