Okay, so my brother is ten years old. He still can't figure out how to make Ramen noodles or Macaroni or anything like that. He's a helpless weirdo -.....-"
This is a prime example....
Me- *playing with le ipod*
Brandon- Seraaaaaaaaaah
Me- WHAT !!!!!!
Brandon- can you make me macaroni and cheese T_T ?
Me- I just got done making tomato soup and rice...and I'm sick... DO IT YOURSELF!!!!
Brandon- Please???
Me- (fuck it) FINE -.....-"
Brandon- okay what do I do first?
Me-get the box of macaroni out obviously
Brandon- *gets the box out and the strainer*
Me- now put the strainer on the sink
Brandon- *does exactly that and puts the pot on the stove* what now ?
Me-put water in the pot so you can cook it -....-"
Brandon- *turns on the faucet and starts putting water in the sink*
Me-*has been holding the pot for the macaroni for maybe five minutes now and proceeds to whack myself in the forehead with it* Brandon -.....-" YOU DO NOT COOK MACARONI IN A STRAINER!!! Obviously if it has holes in the bowl and you need water in a POT to cook it, A BOWL WITH HOLES IS NOT GOING TO BE FILLED WITH WATER -.....-" !!!!!!!
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