Laugh to Death

Part 3: Always, In Case of Boredom

Here are some things to keep in your pocket...or purse...man-purse..WHATEVER you carry...in case of an extreme boredom case:

1) Ghostbusters' phone number...if there's something strange in your neighborhood, pull this out :)

2) The remote to control Robot Chicken...never know when he'll go rabid and insane.

3) A pen and paper...must I explaineth?

4) AA batteries...oh and some AAA batteries too :D

5) Victoria's Secret...one day the world will know what it is.

6) PepperSpray. What if the resturant runs out of cracked pepper?

7) Car keys.Great for stabbing.

8) iPhone.If you're stuck in the Hunger Games, this will keep you alive. Angry Birds anyone?

9) STICKERS!!!!

10) Crayons...feed them to the idiots at school :)

11) Gay Guy one shot copies. Hand them out to your best friends and watch them cry when the gays break up halfway through the one shot.

12) Permanent markers. Cool mustache dude *dude looks up* what the heck are you talking about*you hold up a mirror* WOW I'M A MAN THANKS RANDOM PERSON!

13) MORE STICKERS!!!!

14)Pictures of your dog. Or cat.Or fish.Or bird. or maybe your pet *SHUT UP!!!*