PHOENIX

4.

"Hey what's going on?" Peter asks as we get closer to where the ship was heading
"I think we're here" strange says
"I don't think this rig has a selfpark function. Get your hand inside the steering gimbal. Close those around it. You understand?" Tony asks Peter as they each put a hand in the steering wheel thing
"Yep got it." He says
"This was meant for one big guy so we gotta move at the same time." Tony says
"Ok ok ready" Peter mumbles

We start to head straight for something.
"Yall might wanna turn" I tell them
"Turn turn turn!" Peter yells
They turned enough but we still hit it, causing the ship to break apart some

Strange puts a shield around us as I use my powers to hold all of us still. We land harshly but after a few seconds we stop sliding.
"You all right?" Strange asks Tony
"That was close. I owe you one" tony says
"You ok Pete?" I ask walking over to him
"Yeah yeah thanks" he says

We start to walk over towards strange and tiny when Peter speaks up again.
"Let me just say if aliens wind up implanting eggs in my chest or something and I eat one of you I'm sorry" he tells us
"I do not wanna hear another single pop culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip. You understand?" Tony tells him but I clue in to what he was saying
"He's trying to say somethings coming" I tell them getting my powers ready
"Exactly thank you" Peter says quickly

At the last second a see a small ball roll in front of us that sends us all flying back.
I look up to see some people running in.
"Thanos!" One of them yells then the fight breaks out

I start to fight this flying guy with Tony. He puts something on Tony making him stick to the ship.
I keep fighting him as Peter comes to help as well. Then Peter gets something wrapped around him, the man grabs him and puts a gun to his head as I hold my powers in my hands.

"Everybody stay where you are. Chill the F out. I'm gonna ask you this one time, where is gamora?" He asks taking his face off
"Yeah I'll do you one better, who's gamora?" Tony asks
"I'll do you one better, why is gamora?" The man on the ground asks
"Tell me where the girl is or I swear to you I'm gonna French fry this little freak" the guy says
"Let's do it! You shoot my guy and I'll blast him. Let's go!" Tony says
"Do it quill I can take it" the man says
"No he can't take it!" The lady says
"She's right you can't." Strange says

"Oh yeah? You don't wanna tell me where she is? That's fine. I'll kill all four of you, and I'll beat it out of thanos myself. Starting with you" the guy says
"Wait what thanos?" I mumble confused
"Alright let me ask you this one time, what master do you serve?" Strange asks him
"What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say Jesus?" The man asks
"You're from earth" I say
"I'm not from earth, I'm from Missouri" he tells me
"Yeah that's on earth dipshit" I shoot back
"What are you hassling us for?" Tony asks
"You're not with thanos?" Peter asks
"With thanos? No I'm here to kill thanos, he took my girl wait who are you?" The guys asks
"Were the avengers man" Peter says talking off his mask
"Oh you're the ones Thor told us about." The lady says
"You know Thor?" Tony asks
"Yeah tall guy not that good looking needed saving." The man reply's
"Where is he now?" Strange asks

"The hell happened to this planet? It's eight degrees off its axis. Gravitational pull is all over the place." The man who I learned was quill says
"Yeah we got one advantage. He's coming to us" I tell them
"We'll use it. All right I have a plan. Or at least the beginnings of one. It's pretty simple we draw him in, pin him down, get what we need. Definitely don't wanna dance with this guy. We just want the gauntlet. Are you yawning? In the middle of this, while I'm breaking down it down? Huh? Did you hear what I said?" Tony asks
"I stopped listening after you said 'we need a plan" he answers
"Ok Mr. Cleans is on his own page." Tony says

"See 'not winging it' isn't really what they do." Quill says
"Uh what exactly is it that they do?" Peter asks
"Kick names, take ass." Mantis says
"Yeah that's right" drax adds

All three of us just look at them not knowing what to say.
"We're doomed" I mumble
"All right just get over here please. Mr. Lord can you get your folks to circle up?" Tony asks
"Mr. Lord. Star lord is fine." Quill says as he gets his team to get closer
"We gotta coalesce. Cause if all we come at him with is plucky attitude-" Tony starts
"Dude don't call us plucky. We don't know what it means. All right we're optimistic, yes. I like your plan. Expect it sucks, so let me do the plan and that way it might be really good." Quill says

"Tell him about the dance off to save the universe" drax says
"What dance off?" Tony asks
"It's no-it's nothing." Quill mumbles
"Like in footloose, the movie?" Peter asks
"Exactly like footloose. Is it still the greatest movie in history?" quill asks
"It never was" he answers
"Don't encourage this, alright?" Tony says
"Ok" Peter mumbles
"We're getting no help from Flash Gordon here" Tony says
"Flash Gordon? By the way that's a compliment. Don't forget I'm half human, so that 50% of me that's stupid. That's 100% of you." Quill says
"Your math is blowing my mind" tony groans
"Excuse me? Does your friend often do that?" Mantis asks

"Strange we all right?" I ask as Tony and I walk over. Just as we get there he falls back and Tony and I make sure he doesn't fall.
"You're back, you're all right" Tony tells him
"Hi" strange mumbles
"Hey what was that?" I ask him
"I went forward in time, to view alternative futures. To see all the possible outcomes of the coming conflict." Strange tells us

"How many did you see?" Quill asks
"14,000,605" he answers
"How many did we win?" I ask
"One" he answers

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