Gravity Falls: Opposites Attract

June 22nd, 2015 (summerween)

*Grunkle Stan POV*

"I must say Soos, this shack spooktacular is looking ... well ... spooktacular." I stand there and admire the party my successor created. I will say, I was a little nervous about letting Soos take over the shack, but it's very clear he has the energy and passion to make it more than just a way to make money and stay in gravity falls like I was.

"Thanks Mr. Pines."

"Soos, you can call me Stan at this point."

"No I can't. That's disrespectful to my idol."

"Out of the 7 billion people of this earth you pick this guy as your idol??" I look at Ford who was smirking at him. I roll my eyes, it's rally nice to have my brother back.

"Who else would it be??"

"I don't know, someone smart, charismatic, has been to a bunch of different dimensions."

"Is dressed like a witch." I interrupt.

"You just aren't sophisticated enough to get that this is an amazing Probabilitor the Annoying costume. Dipper will think it's very cool."

"Dipper listens to BABBA, him thinking your cool isn't necessarily a compliment."

What's not a compliment??" I turn and see my favorite nephew...i think. Something's different about him. I just can't put my finger on it.

"Dipper, I'm so glad you're here. Isn't my costume so cool??"

"If awesome means la- I mean the coolest thing ever then totally... dude."

"Dude, since when do you say dude??" Asks Soos.

"Since always." 'Dipper' leans on the wall without stumbling. Something's definitely off.

"What's up with you kid?? You seem off."

"Grunkle Stan don't be crazy. It's me , Dipper. Ya Science and all that jazz."

"Boy, why you actin' so cray cray??" Mabel approaches with a valid question. "Woah, Great Uncle Ford, is that a Probabilitor the Annoying costume??" We all stare at her, confused. "I mean, nice wizard costume loser." She makes an 'L' with her forehead. We all look at Dipper, then at Mabel, then back at Dipper, then back at Mabel.

"Well this is definitely weird."

"The apocalypse we don't speak of was less weird than the two of you are right now."

"C'mon Stan, it's me, Mabel. I love unicorns, flowers, and my grappling hook!!"

"And I'm Dipper. I love solving mysteries, Ford's journals, and Pacifica Northwest."

"What, no I don't." Mabel chuckled while real Dipper whistled to get Waddles over and Mabel melted with giving him snuggles, forgetting the bet.

"So you two are dressed as each other??" I asked.

"Why didn't we think of that??" Ford asked me.

"Hey Dipper, could you help me hang this up??"

"Yeah sure." Both answer.

"Mabel please, I only need Dipper. He's got a millimeter on you." Mabel stuck her tongue out and ran over as Dipper.

"Soos will never know, will he??" I asked Dipper

"Say, where's your costume dude??" Soos asked.

"Nope." He responds.

*Dipper POV*

Eventually, we had to tell Soos that we were dressed as each other. He kept asking us to put our costumes on and it was just a lot. And plus, this wig is getting itchy. Since the party started a couple hours ago, I gave up on it and made my way over to the punch bowl when I see one of my favorite people, Wendy.