Chapter 6: Helluva Boss Pilot

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The scene opens with a shot of Imp City that slowly zooms in on the IMP Building. The sound of the busy streets can be heard in the background. The scene transitions to a closed door labeled "IMP Headquarters", with a crude sign made from a sheet of notebook paper that reads, "Meeting in progress" with a smiley face drawn next to it. The light flickers as the camera zooms in on the door. Inside, Blitzø is walking in front a whiteboard on the wall as he lectures his employees.

Blitzø: Alright. Now, I know business has been... a bit slow lately, yes. It's no one's fault, okay? I'm not naming any names here... (looks at Mixxie) Mixxie.

Mixxie gives him an incredulous look in response.

Blitzø: Now, does anyone have... any bright ideas on how we can get business drummin' up again?

Millie: (eyes sparkling) What about a car wash?

Blitzo: This is Hell, Millie. No one cares about cars being clean here, okay?

David: I care About my Car being clean.

Blitzø: Of course you , That's because Your fucking car is quite literally the most top of the line Cars I've ever seen. Speaking of that, Can you let me drive it ?

David: No.

Blitzø: Why ?

David, Mixxie, Millie, & Loona: Because you'll get yourself killed due to how fast it is.

Blitzø: (Shocked) What the- Did you guys actually have the chance to drive it ?!

Mixxie: No, Sir. But we were able to tell just how fast it simply by David Driving it.

Blitzø: Eh, Fair enough.

Blitzø then thinks for a second before getting an idea.

Blitzø: Wh-Ooh! What about a billboard?

He waves his hands with an enthusiastic flair as sparkles fly out.

Mixxie: (rolls eyes) We can't afford a billboard, sir.

David: Actually, we can.

Mixxie: Don't-

David: In matter of fact, it's because of both Loona and That billboard that I was able to find you guys. For that, I'm extremely grateful for her help.

Loona smiles softly after hearing him say that.

Loona smiles softly after hearing him say that

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Blitzø: See, Mixxie. A billboard is a good idea. To the point that I think that I'll get more set up.

David: If you're going to do that, Then I suggest that you let me type the words.

Blitzø: Why ?

David: Because You used text to speech on the first one, Creating a fuck ton of spelling errors that it physically hurts my brain trying to read it. I ended up having to fix it.

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