80s Bandom One-shots 2

Blind Date Is Actually Blind (Bono x Edge)

~Edge POV~

"What's that for?" I asked looking at Bono as he had a cane. "What do you mean?" He asked as he started to fold it. "The cane." I said awkwardly laughing. "Just in case." He said as I was confused. "Just in case for what?" I asked confused. "Edge I'm blind." He said as I looked shocked. "What?" I said shocked.

"Wait do you not know that?" He asked. "No." I said as he looked sad. "I thought Adam would have told you." He said as I sighed. "He didn't tell me anything." I said. "Are you sure?" He asked. "Yes, I'm sure." I said as he sighed. "I think I would remember if he told me you were fucking blind." I said.

"We don't have to do this. I can just back inside." He said as I panicked. "No, no. That's not what I'm saying. I'm not saying it like that. I didn't know. Why would you think that I wouldn't want to go on a date with you?" I asked looking at him. "Most guys don't want to date a blind guy." He said as I frowned. 

"Well I'm not most guys. Let me ask you a question. Can you still taste food?" I asked looking at him. "Yeah!" He said as I smiled. "Ok then why the fuck wouldn't I want to go hang out with you?" I said as he examined me with his hands. "Are you cute?" He asked as I laughed. "No, I'm ugly as shit. I think the worst part is that I put so much into this outfit. If you guess which hand I'm holding up then you get to pick where we're eating." I said smiling as I held up a hand.

"Right hand." He said. "No." I said switching the hands as he listened. "Did you just switch them?" He asked as I laughed. "No!" I said as we both laughed. "I just heard you switch 'em!" He said as we were both laughing. "I didn't!" "You did! I heard your bracelet!" He said as I giggled. "Did you see me do that?" I asked. "No, I can hear you." He said.

"Do you want to drive?" I asked looking at him as we both laughed. "Yes!" He said as we both laughed.

~Blind Date Is Actually Blind~

~Really short but really cute~