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I Deserve The Worst (Vince Neil x Jani Lane)

~ANGST, FLUFF, SMUT, WARNINGS: MENTIONS OF SUICIDE, SELF HARM, DRUGS, ALCOHOL, DEATH. AU where Warrant is a band of vampires. Also features: Nikki Sixx x Steven Sweet, Joey Allen x Tommy Lee, Jerry Dixon x Mick Mars x Erik Turner~

~December 8th 1984~

"All right, stop stalling. Who would you rather fuck: Cyndi Lauper or Boy George?" I asked looking at Razzle, we were both extremely drunk. "How about neither." He said, "Nah, man. You've gotta pick one, all right. You've got a gun to your head. Fuck one or die. Which one is it gonna be?" I asked looking at him again.

"No, you know what? I'm having trouble accepting this premise. Under what circumstances would I find myself in such a situation?" Razzle said laughing a bit. "It's a mystery, you Cockney fuck." I said laughing, "It's a mystery!" 

"You know, some random fucker's trapped the three of you in a room, and he's demanding you fuck one of them." I said giving him a scenario. "Well, what does this mysterious person benefit from my sexual humiliation?" He asked as I replied with, "I don't know, man, but you're definitely gonna die if you don't fucking pick."

There was a pause. "In that case, I think I'd have to go with the Lauper. At least she's got the proper plumbing. Hey, no, but Georgie Boy, he's probably more experienced in the handling of penis." Raz said laughing now as I laughed too before realizing I was on the opposite side of the road. "What the fuck!" I screamed as we collided with another car.

CRASH

I woke up after the cars collided and realized Razzle was on my lap. "Jesus." I said looking at Raz. "Hey, that was a fucking close one, man." Raz said sliding in and out of consciousness as he laughed. "But...where are we?" I asked as he replied with, "Look at all the lights!" "What the fuck are you talking about, man." I said looking up at the red flashing lights.

"Oh yeah. Look at the lights, man. What do you want for Christmas, Raz?" I said looking at him only to realize he was dead. "Wake up, man. Raz, wake up. Hey!" I said slapping him as a police officer approached our car. "Wake up, man. My buddy fell asleep. Hey! Wake up, man. Oh my God. Help! Razzle! Come on, man. Wake up!" I yelled.

~August 15th 1995~

"No! Not my baby!" I said leaning on Skylar as I cried hard. This is my karma for killing Razzle, for introducing Nikki to drugs and him almost dying. It's my fault! I deserve the fucking worst!

~The next day~

I grumbled and fell out of bed as I stumbled to the kitchen. "I deserve the worst." I said grabbing a knife as I sliced my arm wide open. I dropped the knife as everything went blurry.

~Jani Lane POV~

"I'm telling you something isn't right!" I said as the door was locked to Vince's apartment. "VINCE OPEN THE DOOR!" I yelled beating on it as I heard nothing. "Stand back." I said looking at Erik as he rolled his eyes. I broke the door down as my worst thoughts were right. "VINCE!" I yelled running to him as Erik immediately called 911. 

"It's a sad day for Rock n Roll. Lead singer of Motley Crue, Vince Neil was found dead in his apartment. News reports say it was suicide. More on this story later"

The news said as I just broke down sobbing. "Jani Lane?" The nurse said as I looked at her with tear filled eyes. "We got him back. And he is stable." She said as my eyes lit up as I ran to him. "Vince!" I said running to his bedside as I hugged him, he was confused as he tried to push me off but I just hugged him harder. 

"Fuck! You are a shitbag!" I said as he tilted his head. "What?" He said as he saw my tear stained face. "I love you and you do this?" I said as he looked shocked. "You....you love me? But no one can...I'm a monster-" He said as I looked annoyed as I smashed our lips together as he was shocked but kissed back. "You're not a monster." I said as he whimpered. "But Skylar..." He said as I smiled and she ran in.

"How!?" He said as I placed her on his lap. "I'm a vampire~ I turned her into one and she's alive~" I said as he hugged me crying. "Fuck! You're the best!" He said as I smiled. "What do I owe you!?" He said as I laughed. "Only thing I want is to be your boyfriend~" I said as he blushed. "Yes!"

~I Deserve The Worst~