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Suddenly, a figure emerges. He is tre, looking for his lost teste. This is a ghost story I've been told since I was a kid, but I thought it was fake. He comes over and starts trying to yank off my babies testes. I won't let him! I throw a cactus at him and he immediately tries to jerk it off. I then use my unicycle to remove his other teste, and finally the dog comes out. That should keep him busy.
I pick up bothe my Bois, and run.
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Shape of you (Ed Sheeran x Patrick Stump)
Fanfictionmy friend said I wouldn't so here you go I never back down from a bet Like most of my stories, this is satire, obviously
