PS:
So now it's time to run for president. I gotta make necrophilia legal for my little uwu omega Bois to be with me forever. Even in death they need their big strong alpha to make bones of isopropyl alcohol in the closet for them.
Winner winner chix chix din-din.
Everyone wanted to know if the carpet matched the drapes. That's my Slogan. So I won. I'm president! NECROPHILLIA IS LEGALLL
my 'mega Bois are minesweeper
Smex
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Awe they're both cold.
Into the oven they go
At 115° for 46 hours and 27 minutes and 8.764 sexonds
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Shape of you (Ed Sheeran x Patrick Stump)
Fanfictionmy friend said I wouldn't so here you go I never back down from a bet Like most of my stories, this is satire, obviously
