Insatiable Magazine
March 25, 1999
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Headline: Mystery Blonde Stirs Up Bad Blood Between La Gracía and Whindchester Royals!
"Mystery Blonde Stirs Up Bad Blood Between La Gracía and Whindchester Royals!"
Are centuries of close relations between La Gracía and Whindchester finally coming to an end and is it all unravelling over a little mysterious blonde caught on tape?
A faceless, curvy blonde temptress seems to have stirred up tensions between three very important figures in the Gracían Royal Family; Gracían Heir Prince Ashton, Gracían Prince Luke and the Duke Calum of Whindchester. (Technically, the Duke is not related by blood, but he will soon be welcomed as Prince Luke's brother-in-law when the longtime engagement to his sister, Duchess Valentina of Whindchester, finally blossoms into marriage at long last!)
The three striking Royals in question have been close personal friends and confidants for years and reports of any spats between them are few and far between. Until now, the extent of the arguments between the three of them (about which various peers have informed news outlets) never appeared to be serious and certainly not violent!
Rumours of hostility between the two Gracían Princes circulated late last week when the pair of them turned the annual Gratzítakken Jousting Ceremony into a battlefield, but the Royal Family took to multiple news stations just yesterday with a pre-recorded video statement of camaraderie. Heir Prince Ashton stated that he and Prince Luke are truly best friends but the new information coming to light this morning casts significant doubt upon that narrative.
In a scandalous video that surfaced hours ago, the three Royals in question were filmed playing a drinking game with a couple of mystery guests and the events that unfolded on camera are truly shocking! Not only is Heir Prince Ashton seen heavily kissing on a mysterious blonde bombshell amidst speculation he was about to announce his first official courtship with Olliva de la Drøss, he also gets socked in the eye by the Duke of Whindchester several moments later.
Disagreement befalling the close bond between Heir Prince Ashton and the Duke Calum of Whindchester over the affections of a girl is not a scandal in itself, but- to the knowledge of the press- fighting for a girl has never erupted into a physical altercation before. This enigma of a blonde bombshell must be quite something if the Duke of Whindchester is risking a public brawl on Gracían grounds just to have her!
The footage is blurry and the audio is unintelligible, but the tone and ferocity with which they fight with one another is indisputable. It is unclear who the other two figures present are, but the identities of the Royals and the exterior of the Cøllette bar known as King Station where the video was taken are all instantly recognizable.
It may first appear that the fight between Heir Prince Ashton and Calum, Duke of Whindchester, in the private room of King Station could be entirely unrelated to the savage display of competition on the jousting field between the Heir Prince and his brother, Prince Luke, but that seems less and less likely with every rewatch of the videotape. Especially considering that the anonymous source who filmed the video stated that these events took place the night before the bloody Jousting Ceremony.
Everything between the group of five at the beginning of the video seems fine, but things quickly go south when Heir Prince Ashton turns to the blonde woman next to him (whose face cannot be seen) and brings her in for a heated makeout. The kissing between the Heir Prince and the blonde seems to make everyone else in the room take a step back but they don't appear to speak to one another.
There's a long pause between the Heir Prince's kiss and the Duke's solid punch, but the shouting that takes place during the interim is not between the two of them. Most of it comes from the Heir Prince, but- strangely- it is all directed at Prince Luke. Without a clear audio recording of the event, it's impossible to know what insults were taking place.
From the looks of this tape, one thing is clear: the Gracían Princes were certainly not the "best friends" that they claimed to be during their damage control of a press statement at all! This video is concrete proof that there was already an enormous amount of animosity between them when they headed into the Jousting Ceremony. The "unified front" the Royal Family has put forward in the aftermath of the joust is simply a bold-faced lie!!
The Heir Prince's outburst toward Prince Luke after he's kissed the unidentified blonde is full of proud taunts that appear to be rather crude...
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[Pictured above: Heir Prince Ashton glares at Prince Luke as he steps away from his new girl, displaying a cold smile.]
His apparent gloating over snatching up the blonde trophy would be raising fewer eyebrows if it had been directed toward his opponent, the Duke, but he appears to direct his sore-winning outburst toward his brother too?? We have so many questions!!
How does Prince Luke find himself wrapped up in this love triangle? Is he secretly working against the Heir, with the hopes that good relations with the Duke are going to move things along faster with the Duke's sister?
Even though Prince Luke has been engaged to Duchess Valentina of Whindchester for almost a decade, the Royal pair continues to delay both the topics of a wedding and children at every turn and we're getting worried!! Their fairytale future was written for them when they were wee little babes, but it all seems to be eroding away with salacious rumours about the withering Duchess' rapid weight loss and possible substance abuse issues continuing to persist alongside whispers of the disturbed Prince's worsening mental stability.
Over the past year or so, reports about the couple's cold-war relationship have picked up and many speculate the pair may just be driving each other to mutual insanity. Not only have Prince Luke and Duchess Valentina never officially moved in together, anonymous reports from a staff member at Camellia Palace alleges that the Duchess rarely spends the night in her future husband's bed when she visits La Gracía.
This new footage honestly has us doubting everything we thought we knew about both Gracían Princes and the seemingly close bond they have with the Whindcher Royals. Perhaps there isn't only a cold-war between the youngest Prince and the Duchess! Maybe the close 'friendship' between the foursome has always been for show and we have all been played for fools!
What we can't get off our mind is why Valentina wasn't present for the night out where this battle for the blonde took place and why her fiancé was the one to leave King Station with the bombshell on his arm!
Seeming to be a newcomer to the Royal families' circle, it's unclear if the tempting little blondie who caused all of this chaos will return for the Heir Prince after being caught off guard by the Duke's stunt but we'll try to get direct word from her as soon as we know her name!
Updates on the cold-front between the four young Gracían-Whindcher Royals will be published as soon as more information is available.
Minimum €500 reward for the first reader to identify the mystery blonde!
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