Dark Desires

||AUTHOR NOTE||

ATTENTION BITCHES AND COCK SUCKERS THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM EMBER 🔥

Alright, before we dive headfirst into the mess, let's get a few things crystal clear (and hopefully straighter than our characters): 

1. Language & Vice Olympics: Warning: Our characters talk like they're competing in the Swear Word Olympics, and guess what? They're taking gold. Pair that with some recreational "I-need-a-drink" therapy, and you've got yourself a cocktail of chaos. If that sounds like too much for your delicate sensibilities, there's the door 😀👉🏻🚪... But if you're ready to vibe with some professional-level debauchery, grab your shades and let's go, champ. 🍷💊💣

2. Crime, Carnage & All That Juicy Drama: Ever wondered what happens when you mix a little breaking and entering with a lot of breaking and bleeding? Welcome to the show, darling. We've got crimes, weapons, and more violence than a UFC fight night. If you came for peace and love, you've taken a wrong turn at Wholesomeville. But if you're here for the drama, well, congrats—you've hit the jackpot. 🧨🔪🩸

3. Death, Gore & The Ultimate WTF Moments: Spoiler alert: No one's safe. We're serving up death, dismemberment, and enough gore to make a slasher movie jealous. If you're squeamish or get attached to characters like your last brain cell, maybe keep a therapist on speed dial. But if you love a good "Did that just fucking happen?!" moment, welcome to the bloodbath, my friend. 💀🦵🍿

4. Mindfuckery & Mental Mayhem: Let's get one thing straight—our characters have more mental issues than a Reddit thread. We're talking PTSD, paranoia, and enough mental torture to make your head spin. If that's too much for your brain to handle, take a seat and breathe deep. But if you're down for some serious mindfuckery, then baby, you're in the right place. 🧠🎢🎭

5. Torture Fest & Trauma Central: Think you can handle a little torture? How about a lot? Our characters are going through more physical and mental pain than your last breakup, and it's not pretty. If you're easily triggered, consider this your final warning to GTFO. But if you thrive on pain (the fictional kind, of course), welcome to the Thunderdome. 🔥🔗🛑

6. Sex, Drugs, & Emotional Dumpster Fires: Brace yourself—this isn't your grandma's book club pick. We've got explicit content hotter than your ex's mixtape, drug use that's definitely not FDA-approved, and enough emotional trauma to fuel a million therapy sessions. If this sounds like a lot, it is. But if you're ready to dive headfirst into this emotional dumpster fire, grab some popcorn and watch it burn. 🍆💊💔

7. Dark Thoughts & Broken Minds: Warning: We're diving deep into the emotional abyss here, with topics like suicide, self-harm, and every mental health issue you tried to forget about. It's heavy, it's raw, and it's definitely not your light reading material. If this hits too close to home, that's cool—self-care is key. But if you're ready to stare into the abyss (and maybe scream a little), then welcome to the deep end, babe. 🖤🩹💔

8. Plot Armor? What's That? Plot Armor? Never heard of her. Got a favorite character? Sucks to suck. Don't get too attached, because in this story, anyone can die at any time. Let me repeat that, let me say it louder for those in the back 🗣️
"👏🏻ANYONE👏🏻 CAN👏🏻 DIE👏🏻 AT👏🏻 ANY TIME👏🏻"
So don't get too attached. This isn't a safe space, people... It's a literary battlefield and there will be no survivors. (Just kidding... or am I?😏)

9. No Sense of Humor? Swipe Left. Then we're not gonna vibe. This is a humor-only zone, and we don't tolerate buzzkills. If you think this warning is rude, then buh-bye. We don't do boring personalities around here. 🫳🏻🎤