deadpool and wolverine x y/n

Chapter Ten

Earth-10005, Drivemax, New York City

The portal shimmered in the sky, a swirling vortex of energy that seemed to defy the very laws of physics. As it expanded, the three of us came hurling through, our descent rapid and uncontrolled.
We slam on to what feels like a car of some sort, with my ears ringing I can hear a muffled Peter speaking, his voice getting clearer by the second. I open my eyes to a blue sky above me.

"Feels like a Kia...It's a fucking Kia Carnival isn't it" Deadpool groans beside me.

The three of us remove ourselves from the roof of the vehicle, brushing ourselves off.

"Well, that was a smooth landing," I say, inspecting the damage with a mock-serious expression.

"I give it a solid 8 out of 10. Points for style, but we lost some on execution." I add.

We turn to see a family of four...and Peter, staring at us in utter shock. The two kids stare at us until one of them speaks.

"Holy shit...That's Deadpool and Y/n!" says one of the boys.

"And that's Wolverine!" the other exclaims.

"You're damn straight it is." Deadpool says, looking between us.

"Fox killed him, Disney brought him back." he continues.

"They're gonna maje him do this 'till he's ninety!" I cut in.

Deadpool holds out his hand for a low five, our hands clap together as we end it with a fits bump between us.

"Let's go." Deadpool says, turning around to Logan.

"I'LL CLOCK YOU OUT!" Peter yells out to Wade.

"FOREVER!" Wade yells back.

I watch as Peter responds quietly to himself and smiles as we run off to go save the world.

Y: OH WE ARE SO BACK!

D: SOOOO BACK

We run through main streets, side streets, alleyways, trying to make it to the subway station where the time ripper is held. We start coming to a stop as we are greeted by Paradox who is frantically running towards us, blocking our way in.

"No, stop! Piss off, you're too late." Paradox yells.

"You're fucking done." Logan says in a stern voice.

"Why was Thor crying!?" Deadpool asks demandingly while pointing his finger in Paradox's face.

"How DARE you! No one comes back from The Void." Paradox says dumbfounded.

"Tell that to Cassandra Nova." I say.

We start to hear the sound of sizzling sparks behind us, the four of us turn around to see an interdimensional portal beginning to open. Pyro appears, standing in the portal.

"Paradox, we have a problem." Pyro utters out his final words.

We watch as fingers appear through his forehead and his neck is snapped by Cassandra, who tosses his body away and steps out of the portal.

"Paradooox. Well, you are doughier than you looked in Pyro's head. You tried to kill me!" Casandra says.

"I literally have no i-" Paradox begins.

Cassandra cuts him off, using her powers to put her fingers into his face.

"OH HO HOOO! Welcome to the skull fuck club, Paradox! You KNOW she doesn't wash THAT hand!" Deadpool chuckles watching as Casandra slides her hand through Paradox's head.