Ellsworld (Genderbend Insert)

Hello Hellhole

The scene opens to Ell carrying a box of pizza to Tord and Matt, who are boredly watching TV.

Ell: "So, Tord, what movie did you get?"

Tord: "Oh, it's a classic! Return of the Insane Zombie Pirates from Hell Three!"

Ell: "Oh, nice! Let me go grab drinks real quick, don't start without me!"

Ell speed walks to the kitchen as Tord throws the DVD to Tamara, who catches it. She puts it into the DVD player as the movie begins by showing a logo for Puniversal, however the TV catches fire and breaks.

Ell: "*runs back in* Guy, what was... Oh come on, seriously?! *groans and sits on the couch next to Tord* Great, now what are we gonna do?"

Tord: "Hmm... *nudges Ell's side* Hey Ell, wouldn't be fun if we could go to helllllll?"

Ell: "That sounds fun but how would we find out on how to get there?"

Suddenly, light bulbs shine over everyone's heads, except for Matt's, whose head shows a hamster running on a wheel. The camera cuts to the computer screen, specifically Google, where Ell googles "how to get to hell". As everyone is watching around him, he clicks the third result which says "Click here to go to Hell instantly". An elevator for Hell rises out of the ground and into the house.

Tamara: "How convenient!"

Ell: "Ok then, let's go to hell!"

Everyone runs into the elevator instantly, except for Matt who walks in with an annoyed face.

Tamara: "Weeeee!!!"

Tord: "Woohoo!"

Ell: "Broccoli!"

Everyone stands boredly in the elevator as it moves and calm music plays as Ell looks at her watch. In reality, however, the elevator is dropping very quickly and moving in all directions while rock music plays. The gang is still unphased by this as the calm music continues to play. The elevator finally drops and lets everyone out. The same scenario happens as when they entered, everyone runs out happily while Matt walks out annoyed.

Tamara: "Weeeee!!!"

Tord: "Woohoo!"

Ell: "Broccoli!"

Everyone walks to a door which labels as "Tourists" and goes inside, except for Tamara, who has to go through a door labelled "Jehovah's Witnesses".

Tamara: "Oh... eh."

When Tamara enters the room, it's completely blank.

Tamara: "Holy sock puppet in a sausage factory!"

The scene cuts to Ell, Tord, and Matt looking down a cliff. Matt is holding a camera and taking pictures.

Tord: "So this is hell. What a sight."

Rock music begins to play as the bottom of the cliff is shown to be quite hectic. People with severe injuries are seen running around in fear, one of which is being chased by a devil with a hockey mask and a chainsaw. Another is running from what is assumed to be a dinosaur. In the background, many devils and burning people are seen in fire. Cut to the three watching a devil squash "sinners." As Matt takes pictures, Ell notices that Tamara isn't with them and looks around for a second.

Ell: "Hey, where did Tamara go?"

Tord: "Don't worry about her, I'm sure she's doing fine."

Matt: "Yeah, I bet she'll catch up with us soon!

The scene cuts again to Tamara in the white room. A pen approaches her and draws a line.

Tamara: "Uhhhhh... Okay??"

The pen readies to push her into the line.

Tamara: "Hey, hey, what are you doing? Hey, no, don't do that! Stop- OH CRAP! Wooooaaaaahhhhhhh!!!"

Tamara is now sliding on the line. The scene goes back to the three walking to a café.

Ell: "Hey, let's get something to eat!"

The camera changes to inside the cafe, and a skeleton sits in a chair at the table. A zombie waiter walks up to them and groans.

Ell: "Yes, thank you, we'd like to see the menu."

Matt and Tord look at menus.

Tord: "Ewwww!"

Matt: "Hey, wait a minute, why am I on the menu?"

Ell: "*closes the menu* I think we'll just order some drinks. Oh, and some chips please."

The scene cuts to Tamara still sliding down the line screaming.

Tamara: "Aaaaaaahhh! Someone, please help me! Aaaaooooh!"

The scene cuts back to the gang in the cafe. The zombie waiter brings them cups of blood. Everyone looks at their drinks suspiciously, with Matt finding an eye in his. The zombie waiter then brings a basket that is filled with mostly dead fingers. Ell gagged a bit before Tamara falls in from the ceiling, still screaming.

Ell: "*relieved* Oh thank god."

Everyone sits in surprise as Tamara is now on the table. The scene then changes to everyone walking into a room labelled "Personal Hells".

Tamara: "Hey look, personal Hells!"

As they walk through the room, they are greeted by Lucifer at a lobby desk. Glass is heard breaking.

Lucifer: "Ugh, always tourists, never girl scouts. *stands up* I am Lucifer, lord of Hell!"

Ell: "Can we call you Lucy?"

Lucifer: "No! Now follow me to your own PERSONAL HELL!"

The camera cuts to Ell approaching her personal Hell. She walks inside to find herself at a cola vending machine. She puts in a quarter for a drink, however, nothing happens. Ell slams the door shut and shakes with fear. Next is Matt, who is greeted by multiple variants of Ell.

Ell: "*pops out of nowhere* Hey, Matt! *pops out of nowhere* Hey, Matt! *pops out of nowhere* Hey, Matt! *pops out of nowhere* Hey, Matt! *pops out of nowhere* Hey, Matt!"

All Ells: "What's up?"

Matt screams as he slams his door shut. He, too, shakes in fear. After Matt is Tamara, who is met with a black man.

Black Man: "Hey, I'm a black man-!"

Tamara: "AAAAAHHHHH- Wait, I'm not racist."

Alien Black Man: "-from outer space!"

Tamara: "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"

Tamara slams her door shut, shaking with fear. Finally is Tord, who is encountered by a jukebox. He presses the play button only to find it plays his most hated song, Sunshine Lollipops. He presses the button again, but it repeats the song. He does this multiple times for the same result. He eventually punches the jukebox until it breaks, muting the song. Just as he smiles with relief, the song begins to play again, catching him by surprise. He slams the door and, like everyone else, shakes with fear. The camera cuts to Lucifer reading a book as the gang walks away, traumatised.

Lucifer: "Don't forget to visit the gift shop!"

After they visit the gift shop, they walk through an exit.

Demon: "Bye-Bye! Visit again soon! Thanks for visiting! See you in six months!"

Tamara: Wait, what did you sa-?!

The demon closes the door before the scene cuts to black.