Ellsworld (Genderbend Insert)

Spares

The scene opens to a city as a huge explosion happens, knocking down two buildings.

Tough Hero Guy: "Finally, we defeated the super powerful demon mutant zombie pirate magic ninja evil overlord from hell and outer space."

Nerd: "No we didn't it's right behind you."

Tough Hero Guy: "Oh..."

The Big Named Monster appeared in view before the camera switches to the four at the theaters. The movie ends and showed the credits as the group walked out of the theater.

Ell: "I think it's safe to say that was the best film ever!"

Tord: "Indeed it was."

Tamara: "Yeah."

Matt: "Absolutely."

Ell: "And you know what? I bet millions of people are going to see it."

Tord: "Definitely."

Tamara: "Nobody will ever love me."

Matt: "Without a doubt."

The scene then changes to the director as he looks at the sheet of paper angrily.

Bing: "Four viewers?! How did my film only get four viewers?! Don't they know how many monkeys I had to tape together to make that monster? MANY! How can this be? How is it possible?! Nobody has ever seen a movie like this!"

Larry: "Apart from Godzilla, King Kong, Jurassic Park."

Bing: "There has to be some way to get more than 4 people to watch my film!"

Larry: "Make a better one?"

Bing: "If I take the 4 people that came to my film, *brought out a chalkboard out of nowhere* and we multiply the mass of the route of the volume over the common denominator divided by π (pi) and remove 3 decimal places then it will result in my film being successful."

He then removed a bright pink sheet and revealed some kind of machine with a monkey inside of it.

Bing: "It's a good job I used the leftover monkeys to make this cloning machine."

Larry: "And how's that supposed to help?"

Bing: "Isn't it obvious? If 4 people came to see my film and I make 4 million clones of those 4 people then I'll get at least 444 more viewers!"

Larry: "And how exactly do you intend to clone them?"

Bing: "With the DNA left on their seats! *laughs evilly*"

The scene then cuts to a montage of clones being made. After the cloning process was finished, they went to the theater and watch the same film from earlier. On-screen, it showed a bunch of carbs as they repeatedly say "Nom nom nom."

Moving Target: "Watch out for the giant crabs!!"

Tough Hero Guy: "Hah, That's what she said!"

All the clones in the theater laughed out loud like crazy, except for one.

Tamara Clone: "Wait, how is that funny?"

A buzzer sounded as a claw came and picked up the Tamara clone. The claw soon dropped the clone in "Rejects room #64."

Matt With IRL Head: "Hello there!"

The camera switches to Bing and Larry.

Bing: "It worked, I am winning! *the films ending music begins to play* Hey! What's- what's going on? *looked through the window to see the clones leaving the theater* Oh wait! They leave when the film ends. *turned to Larry* DAMN IT LARRY! YOU DIDN'T THINK THIS ONE THROUGH AT ALL!"