Ellsworld (Genderbend Insert)

Zombeh Nation

The scene opens to a subway train as Matt is waiting to arrive. When the speaker announces they are close, Matt stands up.

Speakers: "Please remember to keep all your belongings and luggage with you at all time whilst traveling on the underground."

The subway train stops at the station.

Speakers: "Mind the gap."

As the doors open and Matt was about to walk through, a zombie pops out of nowhere, and roars at him.

Matt: "Zombies!"

He pushes the zombie to the ground before he looks up in shock. A few zombies are seen as they looked at Matt's direction.

Matt: "Son of a-"

The scene then cuts to him running down a tunnel hallway before he makes it to the escalator. As he slowly rides up there, a zombie stands in the way and was about to attack Matt. He quickly moved out of the way and pushed the zombie down the escalator. Matt makes it to the gate and enter his ticket, but the screen says "Seek assistance." The guy at the counter is seen dead as Matt stares for a second before he runs to the exit. He bangs against the closed exit before he gets up and calls for Ell.

Ell: "Hello? *noises are heard from the phone* Guys, Matt's trapped in a zombie infested train station!"

Tamara: "Aaand?"

Ell: "Uh so, we should go down there and save him?"

Tamara: "Why exactly?"

Ell: "*sighs* Tam just asked why."

Matt: "Why? Because I'm your friend you butt munch, tell Tamara I said that. Besides, I have the emergency Smirnoff. *laughs evilly*"

Ell: "Ok, let's go save Matt."

The scene changes to the outside as a girl is walking by before a zombie appears. The zombie growls and the girl begins to run away before the front door opens, knocking her down. Ell, Tord and Tamara leave the house, not minding the zombie eating the girl.

Ell: "Alright, there are three routes to the station. Option One, through the zombie infested mall. Option Two, through the haunted graveyard. Or Option Three, through that old house over there."

Tord: "I say option three, the old house."

Tamara: "Yeah, that looks enough."

10 Minutes Later

Tamara: "*stabs the zombies* Not safe, not safe, not safe, not safe!"

Ell: "*hits the zombies with a shovel* This is the last time you jinxed us, Tam!"

Tord: "*hits the zombies with a bat* Quick, let's hideout in the bathroom!"

The three run in and zombie was about to get them, but Ell hits it away and closes the door shut.

Tamara: "Well, I hope Matt's doing better than us."

The scene cuts to the train station as Matt hides behind a counter at a nearby store.

Matt: "I can't just hide here, I need to find a weapon."

He looks around before he picks up a cymbal playing monkey.

Matt: "No, too predictable..."

Matt throws it behind him, not noticing that a zombie was completely hit by it before falling down. Matt is then seen holding a mop proudly before he knocks a zombie down. Another zombie appears before Matt flings the mop's stick at the zombie, knocking it down. He looks at the blood on the floor before he starts moping it all up. The scene changes back to the three as they are still stuck in the bathroom.

Tord: "We need a plan."

Ell: "I know!"

Ell pulls down a chart, revealing a world domination with cats on it. Tord bonks her on the head, making her yelp.

Tord: "An ESCAPE plan!"

Tamara: "Err, I have an escape plan."

A zombie was outside the door before it came down and the three escape using the Bathmobile. It barges through the back door as they drove through the street before a cart with zombies draws nearby.

Ell: "*yelps* Zoombies!"

Tord hits them away with his bat before the Bathmobile hit a pole, sending Tord off. The camera moves up and reveals that they've arrived at the underground station before they arrive below.

Tamara: "Matt? Matt? We are here the save you."

Matt: "About bloody time."

Ell: "Hmm, we need to think of a way of opening this gate."

Tord: "I suggest throwing Jehovahs' Witness at it."

Tamara: "OR we could press that big red button clearly marked 'In case of zombie outbreak, press to open gate to free any/or ginger civilians trapped inside.'"

Tord: "But where's the fun in that?"

Tamara: "The fun I rather get if I throw you first you Com-"

She was cut off when the gate was opening. The two looked over and saw that Ell pressed the button.

Ell: "What? It worked didn't it?"

Tamara: "Ok, now where was I? Oh yeah, *lunges at Matt* GIVE ME BACK THE ALCOHOL!!"

Tamara stands up and holds a bottle of Smirnoff before she drinks from it. A zombie approaches behind her and Tamara notices it before she bashed the zombies head with the bottle.

Tamara: "Welp, now that I have my booze back, I think it's time that we should be- Holy trombones on a pogo stick!"

A hoard of zombies suddenly appear as they block the entrance.

Ell: "Uh, run away-! *stops a zombie blocks her way*"

Tamara: "they're everywhere!"

The four then start fighting the zombies as Tord knocks the head off of one zombie. Ell throws her shovel as it decapitates the zombies. Tamara throws knives at the zombies as Matt accidentally pokes a hole of flammable oil from a barrel. Tord holds a cigarette and tosses it onto the oil on the floor, setting the zombies on fire.

Ell: "Phew, that was close."

She spoke too soon when zombies started walking from the flames as they're on fire.

Tamara: "Flaming zombies! Run away!"

The four started running away as the underground gets destroyed. A helicopter is then seen up in the sky as two pilots look for survivors.

Pilot: "Doesn't seem to be any survivors."

Tamara: "*points up at the helicopter* Guys, look, a helicopter!"

Pilot #2: "Wait, what is that down there?"

The pilots look down and see the group, but they mistook them for zombies.

Pilot #2: "Oh wait, never mind, it's just more zombies."

Tamara: "We're saved!"

The helicopter lowers down and it pulls out two machine guns.

Ell: "Tam, you are such a jinx..."

Tamara: "Oh... well fu-"

The scene cuts to black s firing can be heard offscreen before it goes silent.