Ellsworld (Genderbend Insert)

Ruined

The scene opens to the backyard where Ell is digging a hole.

Ell: "*sighs* How did I get into this mess?"

Flaaaaaaassssshhhbaaaaaaack

Ell is seen walking in the hallway, but peeks into Tamara's room when she sees her bass. She walks over to examine it before Ell grabs the bass and plays it. She then becomes startled when she sees a spider.

Ell: "AHH!! A SPIDER!"

She smashes the spider with Tamara's bass, which becomes damaged.

Flashback Over

Ell: "Oh yeah..."

She continues to dig a hole. However, her shovel hits a hard surface. Ell brushes the dirt away from it to get a better look before she makes a shocked face. The camera cuts to Tamara, Matt and Tord watching TV with bored expressions, Ell comes in.

Ell: "Hey guys, check this out!"

The three walk outside, still with bored expressions. Ell is now inside the hole and smiles at what she's found.

Ell: "I think it's some kind of old Egyptian door or something!"

Matt: "I am very disappointed right now."

Tord: "Great."

Tamara: "Uh-huh. That's gre- What in the name of this delicious bowl of Ellsworld Cereal happened to my bass?!"

Ell: "But guys, there might be treasure down there!"

Tord and Matt turn around smiling.

Tord/Matt: "Treasure...?"

Ell: "*rolls her eyes* Oh, so that gets your attention."

Ell opens the door to the ruins and sees that there is nothing but darkness. They drop a rope down to climb on as Tord and Tamara climb down. Before Ell climbs down, Matt distracts her.

Ell: "For the last time, Matt, no pirate hats."

Matt: "*looks down sadly* Yar..."

Ell: "Maybe next time for a pirate adventure, ok?"

Ell and Matt then climb down the rope. However, the rope breaks and everyone screams and falls to the ground.

Ell: "Guy, where's Tamara?"

Ell lights a torch to reveal Tamara was there, but her eyes weren't visible in the dark.

Ell: "Oh... Well, it looks like I have the only light."

Tord pulls out a flashlight.

Tord: "Nope, I have one too-"

Ell knocks the flashlight out of Tord's hands, breaking it.

Tord: "Never mind..."

Ell: "*looks around* We need to find another way out of here."

Everyone walks around before Matt takes a fedora from a skeleton. A mummy hears Matt walking and opens the tomb it's contained in. Everyone's walking comes to a stop when they see that the hallway was empty.

Ell: "Hmm... I'm not sure if it's safe enough."

Tord: "Erm... Hey Tamara, what's that over there?"

Tamara: "Huh?"

Tord pushes Tamara into a trap, causing her to be in a lot of pain. While Tamara is being hurt, Matt plays with a yo-yo as Tord smirks while Ell looks at a pocket watch.

Tamara: "AHHHHH! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!! THE ARROWS ARE EVERYWHERE!!! THIS IS THE SINGLE MOST PAINFUL EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE!!! WHY WON'T IT STOP?! PLEASE SOMEONE LET ME DIE!!! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?! OUCH, THE PAIN!!!"

Tamara is pushed back to her original spot, this time with her face covered in blood and bruises. An arrow is coming out of her head.

Tamara: "I hate you."

The scene cuts to a blank area with ominous music playing. The mummy from earlier is now walking and making ominous noises. The scene cuts back to the four as they walk in the darkness. Ell's torch goes out before Tord lights a match. Matt looks around but when his head gets too close to Tord's match, it causes his head to engulf in flames. He runs around screaming. However, he runs into a booby trap. Suddenly, two walls block any exits and equip spikes. The walls begin to close in on the four. After the walls, a mound of sand flows into the room from the ceiling.

Tamara: "Well isn't this eventful."

Ell: "Oh, this is not good!"

Tord: "Okay, how can this get any worse?"

All of a sudden, a speaker comes in from the center of the room. It begins to play Tord's most hated song, Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows. Tord now has an annoyed expression.

Tord: "Son of a-!"

Ell: "Tord, language!"

Matt: "How do we escape, we're gonna die!"

Ell looks around before she sees a lever on the ceiling.

Ell: "Guys, I need a boost up to that lever!"

Tamara: "And how's that gonna- Ow, hey hey hey, watch it!"

Ell: "Tam, stay still!"

Ell starts climbing on Tamara as she tries to balance on her shoulders. Ell squats a bit before jumping in the air and flips the lever before landing on the sand. The sand stops flowing in as the walls stopped moving, making the room quiet.

Tamara: "...Did it work-?"

The next door opens as the sand moves down slowly. The four exit the room before they look to see that there's a treasure chest at the end of the room.

Ell: "Looks like we need a key. I wonder where it could be..."

Ell turns around to see a mummy with the key around its neck.

Tamara: "Holy crap!"

Everyone makes an annoyed face at her.

Tamara: "Uh... I mean... Holy poptarts in a pencil sharpener!"

The annoyed faces are now squinting.

Tamara: "No...? I'll go over there."

She walks to the other side of the room with her arms crossed and a sad expression. The mummy begins to mumble an ancient chant.

Ell: "Erm... Okay..."

All of a sudden, mummy hands rise from the ground. The mummies' eyes are now glowing red. Matt jumps into Tord's arms out of fear, making terrified faces. Just when the mummies are about to attack the duo, glass is heard and everything goes white. A second later, it is revealed that Tamara knocked both mummies out with glass bottles.

Tamara: "Jinkeys."

Ell: "Wrong show, Tam!"

Ell sets the original mummy on fire, burning his wrappings and his skin. This makes the now-skeleton mad, causing him to punch Edd and knock him onto a pillar. The pillar breaks and falls.

Skeleton: "Hahaha! Oh cra-"

The pillar falls onto the skeleton. The key from his necklace is launched to Ell. The camera cuts to Ell unlocking the chest. Once they unlock it, a trapdoor opens under the gang, and they fall through screaming.

Ell: "Hey, I'm alive! You guys broke my fall! Guys? Guys? Uh oh..."