Ellsworld (Genderbend Insert)

Zanta Claws

The scene opens to Ell as she walks home from the grocery store and was about to head inside. She notices Tamara on the rooftop as bear traps are placed around Tamara and she holds a bazooka.

Ell: "Uh, Tam, What are you doing?"

Tamara: "Celebrating Christmas. Why, what do you think it looks like?"

Ell: "It looks like you're gonna try to kill Santa Claus?"

Tamara: "*chuckles* Oh, you got me there Ell.

Ell: "Wait, but I thought the real Santa died centuries ago..."

Tamara: "Really? Well, we will see about that."

She looks back into the bazooka and looks around before she spots a shadow silhouette of Santa's sleigh. Tamara squints her eyes a bit before her eyes widened in a panic.

Tamara: "Uh, Ell, get inside!"

Ell: "What?"

Tamara: "NOW!"

Ell walks inside before she walks into the living room where Matt is before shouting was heard from the rooftop. As this goes on, Tord slowly rises up between Ell and Matt while they look up at the ceiling.

Tamara: "*muffled* Bring it on! *Explosion* ARGHHH!! *Explosion* Oops I missed! Oh yeah? Take this! *clang* OUCH! Bear trap! Uh Oh! ARGHHHH!!"

Tamara falls through the chimney as Ell rushed over to help her up.

Ell: "Tam, the hell was that?!"

Tamara: "Uh... you don't wanna know..."

The camera moves up before the silhouette is revealed to be Zanta Claws flying through the sky, and landing on top of a house.

Tamara: "Hey, he just stopped at that house over there! Hey, I just stated the obvious! Oh look, *points at a random chair* a chair!"

Ell: "Uhhhh, yeah, let's go for a closer look and see what the hell is really going on!"

The four sneak out to the house across the street and hid in a bush. Ell watches from the window outside below as Tord and Matt watch from the sides and Tamara somehow watches from the top upside down. The three up at her and Tamara falls down before they continue to look through the window. Zanta is seen digging through his bag before the lights turn on.

Child: "Santa?"

Zanta turns his head in a creepy way as two children stand by the doorway.

Zanta: "*walks up to the children* Don't worry children! You're both on the nice list this year! *the children smile* Except you!!"

He then starts to eat the other child before he tossed a teddy bear to the traumatized child and walked away.

Child: "But, wha...?"

Tord: "It looks like he's only eating the naughty children."

Ell: "We should be safe then, right? Right...?"

Zanta suddenly lands on the group behind the group.

Zanta: "Don't you realize, I know when you're awake?!"

Tamara dozed off for a moment before she woke up.

Tamara: "What?"

Ell: "You can't hurt us, we've been relatively good this year!"

Zanta: "Well you might have been, but according to my list *points at Matt* YOU ARE A MURDER!"

Matt: "What? No I'm not!"

Zanta: "You stepped on a bug!"

Matt lifts his shoe up and sees that he accidentally stepped on a bug.

Bug: "Oh god! OH GOD! I CANT FREL THREE OF MY LEGS!! URGHHH!"

Zanta: "*points at Tord* You participated in a game of paintball, using real guns! *points at Tamara* You ate this pie!"

He holds up a pie that had a sticky note that said "Do not touch" and looks like it hasn't been touched.

Tamara: "No I didn't!"

Zanta: "Yes you did!"

Tamara: "I did not!"

Zanta: "Yes you did!"

Tamara is now holding the empty tray of pie as pie bits are all over her mouth.

Tamara: "No I did not eat that pie! Look you're holding right... Oh... Oh you're good..."

Ell: "Wait a minute! Can't you at least spare them on the holidays? I mean come on, it's Christmas, shouldn't we be spending time with our friends and family?"

Zanta stares for a little before he starts to laugh slowly as it increases. The four laughed uncertainty as they looked at each other with worry.

Zanta: "Ho, Ho, HOOUURGHGHH!!"

Zanta was about to attack before a bunch of cola trucks speed by and played loud Christmas music. After the trucks were gone, Matt was left standing there.

Matt: "Oh, erm..."

A couple more of the same trucks speed by again and Matt was gone. The group are seen standing on top of the Coca Cola trucks.

Ell: "Once again, coke saves the day."

Coca Cola Can: "*pops out of nowhere* Well, I love you too Ell! *Ell grabs the can from the air* Hey, hey! What are you doing?! *Ell popped the tab and starts drinking it* ARGHHH!!"

Tord: "That was a close one back there!"

Zanta suddenly appears as he jumps onto of the truck.

Zanta: "Did you really think it would be that e- *gets hit by a tree branch* Did you really think it would- *gets hit by a tree branch again* Did you really think it would that easy?"

He slowly walks over to the terrified group before the real Santa Claus lands from the sky.

Tamara: "Holy happy holidays in a ha- *gets hit by a tree branch* Holy happy holi- *gets hit by a tree branch again* Holy- *ducks under a tree branch* HA! *gets knocked over by a street light*"

Santa Claus: "Ho! Ho! Ho! This holiday ain't big enough for the two of us!"

He then punches Zanta in the face. The scene changes back to the house as the Coca Cola truck drops the group off.

Santa Claus: "Ho! Ho! Ho! You've earned these kids!"

Ell: "But uh, we didn't do anything though...?"

Santa silently looks around before backing away laughing and the four then opened their gifts. Ell got a comic book, Matt got a purple hoodie, Tord got a Zom-B Gone repellent and Tamara got Smirnoff.

Tamara: "Smirnoff, sweet! *reads the label closely* Wait a mi- DIET SMIRNOFF?! *growls and pulls out a bazooka* I'll give you a happy new year-!!"

Ell: *tries to stop Tamara with Matt and Tord* Tamara NO-!!"

Tamara fires her bazooka as they fell backwards before the scene cuts to black.