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༶•┈┈⛧┈♛ 𝚂𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝙳𝚊𝚢𝚜~!!

(Zip x Fem!Energetic!Reader, SLIGHTLY UNSERIOUS ONESHOT)
𝚁𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢: kevinburger123

(... The author is currently in an online class while writing this XD-)

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Ah, Finally.. A normal day- NARRATOR'S ABOVE DAMN IT IT'S NOT A NORMAL DAY-

" 𝚆𝚘𝚊𝚑 𝚠𝚘𝚊𝚑 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚖 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗, 𝙽𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚛-"
- 𝙽𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚛 𝚃𝚈𝙿𝙴𝚆𝚁𝙸𝚃𝙴𝚁.

Okay okay. Fine.

Ahem.. It was not a normal day, of course.

You and Zip, being the sillies you are, decided to.. Cause some.. Fun ＣＨＡＯＳ like sillies do!!

" Is that.. the correct script? It seems a little unserious, you know?" - Narrator ITALIC.

Yeah, The oneshot isn't serious.

" Seriously? Alright then, This is new! "
- Narrator BOLD.

Anyways, You and Zip decided to go out of the Paper School, grab some FUN grenades-

Grenades?! WHAT?!

".. 𝐷𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑎𝑠𝑘 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑎𝑢𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑟 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑔𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ ℎ𝑖𝑠 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑑." - 𝑁𝑎𝑟𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑟 𝑆𝐸𝑅𝐼𝐹.

O-okay..?

You and Zip casually runned throughout the neighborhood, Throwing a few 𝗙𝗨𝗡 items around and causing 𝗙𝗨𝗡 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗢𝗦 all around town!

You and Zip just casually threw a ton of stuff throughout the area, guns, grenades, Fortnite Battle Pass's, Robux Gift card's, An Uzi 9 Milimeter gun, The Air Conditioner inside of School's, Zhongli's Pillar Thingy (don't be horny. I'm talking about the other thing.), Your Primogems that i actually stole when you were pulling for a Five-Star Character, And so much more!

" ... Narrator.. The fuck is that script?!"
- Narrator BOLD.

I have no clue but like whatever.

Anyways, You were casually being your energetic self, bouncing off every atom you could comprehend in the fabric of reality, Becoming a helicopter and spinning up into Restricted Airspace and getting shot down by a Fighter Jet of some sorts..

... This is definitely the most weirdest script I've ever narrated.

" Dude.. Wtf-"
- Narrator ITALIC.

... Don't even ask anymore.

Anyways, Zip was casually screaming at the top of her lungs like a hyena and the Police got involved since they thought two maniacs from the local Mental Hospital had escaped and caused havoc around the Paper Street.

"Zip, Stop screaming or else we'll get sent to a Psych Ward-" You yell out, throwing a baguette you found on the road at Zip to shut her up..

... Yeah no I'm done.

" Wait what-?! "
- Narrator ITALIC.

" Narrator, You can't just leave! "
- Narrator UNDERLINE.

" Yeah like, You haven't even finished the entire script yet- OH GOODNESS AUTHOR'S ABOVE HE HAS A CHAINSAW RUN-"
- Narrator BOLD, Who was running for their life.

"... 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎.. 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚠𝚎𝚒𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛."
- 𝙽𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚛 𝚃𝚈𝙿𝙴𝚆𝚁𝙸𝚃𝙴𝚁.

" 𝑰'𝒎 𝒂𝒍𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒚 𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓 𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒏𝒂𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒂𝒏𝒔. 𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒔 𝒂 𝒏𝒐𝒓𝒎𝒂𝒍 𝒅𝒂𝒚 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒏𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒐𝒓'𝒔, 𝑮𝒆𝒕 𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒊𝒕, 𝒌𝒊𝒅𝒅𝒐."
- 𝑵𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒐𝒓 𝑺𝑬𝑹𝑰𝑭, 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒄𝒂𝒔𝒖𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒅𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂 𝒄𝒖𝒑 𝒐𝒇 𝒄𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒕𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑵𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒐𝒓 𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒖𝒅𝒊𝒐.

‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙
[ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ, sᴏʀʀʏ ɪғ ᴛʜɪs ᴡᴀsɴ'ᴛ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛɪɴɢ! ɪ ᴊᴜsᴛ ɴᴇᴇᴅᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴀʀʀᴀᴛᴏʀ's ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ sᴏᴍᴇ.. ʟᴏʀᴇ? ɴᴏ ᴄʟᴜᴇ.]