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.・。.・✭・" 𝙃𝙚𝙧? 𝙋𝙛𝙛𝙩! 𝙉𝙤 𝙬𝙖𝙮. "

(Kevin x Fem!Dumb!Reader)
𝚁𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢: Ivy_Isa_weirdo

(GUYSSSS!! I'M BACK ALIVE!! AND GUESS WHAT? IM COOKING RNNNN!! Making Nilaga fr fr!! WHO WANTS SOME!!?? 🔥🔥🔥 🗣️🗣️🗣️) - Author

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" ... Ow.. My head is still broken from the 𝘚𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘋𝘢𝘺𝘴! Oneshot... AGH.. WHY DID I HAVE TO BE HIT WITH A CHAINSAW?! " - Narrator, who just came back from the infirmary.

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It was another 'normal' day at the Paper School. The sun was shining, the students were chatting. Everything was fine and normal. For now, atleast.

You were calmly talking with Ruby, one of your many friends. Yes, your an extrovert in this oneshot. Why? Why not.

As you both were talking, Ruby 𝒔𝒖𝒅𝒅𝒆𝒏𝒍𝒚 asked if you knew what the answers to the mathematics homework was. Since she had forgotten to do it a few days earlier.

Being a good and loyal friend like you are here, you grabbed and opened your backpack, pulling out your notebook containing the supposedly 𝙲𝙾𝚁𝚁𝙴𝙲𝚃 solutions.

... Alright let's see here..

... What the-

THIS IS BASIC SIMILAR FRACTIONS! YET YOU CAN'T ADD THEM?! Jeez, Author really made you guys dumb here. I kind of feel bad.

Anyways, let me continue narrating before Narrator TYPEWRITER decides to beat me up since i stole his phone for.. reasons. I cannot specify.

Anyways, once Ruby was done copying your homework and solutions, she thanked you, before asking a question.

" Hey, Y/N! How do you know these are correct? " she asked, her TV screen turning into a little :3.

" Oh! Well I followed the solutions in the math book! So I'm quite sure all my answers are correct! " you answer truthfully.

Though, that was the most 𝐅𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐋 mistake you could have ever done. Everyone in the Paper School barely understood what was written in the math textbooks at that time. The only exceptions were Kevin and a few others at the Intelligence Club.

(Yeah.. Idk what to make Kevin, I didn't really wanna do School Council since it's an overused concept so i decided this.) - Author

" Oooh'! Alright then! Hehe, I hope the answers are correct. I really don't wanna be a robotic smoothie because of an F-.. "
Ruby casually joked, causing you to snicker in amusement a bit.