Life Advice

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Alastor: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give The Radio Demon lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my shadows to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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