Lucifer, entering the hotel's parlor: Alastor did it again.
Vaggie: Peace disturbance?
Lucifer: What no-
Vaggie: Arson..?
Lucifer: NO, JESUS CHRIST, HOW MANY-
Vaggie: Attempted murder?
Lucifer: NO, HE ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, BUT WHAT THE FU-
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~Hazbin Hotel Incorrect Quotes~
HumorJust a bunch of incorrect quotes featuring some of the most beloved characters from Hazbin Hotel. This is just something easy and fun :) Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this work. All rights are to the creator of the show, Vivienn...
Have You MET Alastor?
Lucifer, entering the hotel's parlor: Alastor did it again.
Vaggie: Peace disturbance?
Lucifer: What no-
Vaggie: Arson..?
Lucifer: NO, JESUS CHRIST, HOW MANY-
Vaggie: Attempted murder?
Lucifer: NO, HE ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, BUT WHAT THE FU-