Have You MET Alastor?

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Lucifer, entering the hotel's parlor: Alastor did it again.

Vaggie: Peace disturbance?

Lucifer: What no-

Vaggie: Arson..?

Lucifer: NO, JESUS CHRIST, HOW MANY-

Vaggie: Attempted murder?

Lucifer: NO, HE ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, BUT WHAT THE FU-

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