Wow, So Thoughtful

257 5 4
                                        

Alastor: Here's a nice hot cup of coffee, made specially for the king of Hell himself!

Lucifer: ...It's cold. 

Alastor: A nice cup of coffee!

Lucifer: It's in a bowl.

Alastor: A nice of coffee.

Lucifer: Is this even coffee?

Alastor: A nice.

Lucifer: It tastes horrible.

Alastor: A. 






(Alastor only keeps the good coffee for himself lol)

~Hazbin Hotel Incorrect Quotes~Where stories live. Discover now