Alastor: Would you like to hear a long joke? :)
Lucifer: Sure, I'm all ears.
Alastor: Jooookkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeee.
Lucifer: ...
Alastor: Would you like to hear a short joke?
Lucifer: I know you're just gonna say 'joke'.
Alastor: Nope, your height is a short joke.
Lucifer: You have 3 seconds to run.

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~Hazbin Hotel Incorrect Quotes~
UmorismoJust a bunch of incorrect quotes featuring some of the most beloved characters from Hazbin Hotel. This is just something easy and fun :) Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this work. All rights are to the creator of the show, Vivienn...