Lucifer: So Char Char, how did your first time cooking dinner go?
Charlie: Pretty good if I do say so myself.
Lucifer: Oo! Okay, what are we having?
Charlie: Alright, so for appetizers, we have a potato.
Lucifer: A whole potato?
Charlie: Yes. And then for the main course, we have grilled cheese sandwiches!
Lucifer: These just look like big slabs of black.
Charlie: Because that's what they are!
Charlie: And then for desert, we have chocolate.
Lucifer: These are just chocolate chips?
Charlie: They sure are!
Charlie: And then for drinks, we have toast!
Charlie: *lifts up a glass of blended toast* Bon appetite!
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~Hazbin Hotel Incorrect Quotes~
HumorJust a bunch of incorrect quotes featuring some of the most beloved characters from Hazbin Hotel. This is just something easy and fun :) Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this work. All rights are to the creator of the show, Vivienn...
