Baxter: So, if it bites you, and you die, it's venomous. However, if you bite it and you die, it's poisonous.
Lucifer: What if it bites me and it dies?
Baxter: That means you're poisonous, your highness.
Husk: What if it bites itself and I die?
Baxter: That is voodoo...
Niffty: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Baxter: That's correlation, not causation.
Alastor, completely oblivious: What if we bite each other and neither of us dies?
Angel Dust and Cherri: That's kinky!
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~Hazbin Hotel Incorrect Quotes~
ComédieJust a bunch of incorrect quotes featuring some of the most beloved characters from Hazbin Hotel. This is just something easy and fun :) Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this work. All rights are to the creator of the show, Vivienn...
